Stop telling orphan jokes before they tell their parents.
Oh wait, they don't have any, please continue.
Why can't orphans go to the hospital? Because it is a family hospital. Sorry for the long break in between my jokes. I just had some family stuff, but I am back.
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?
Are you ready, kids?๐คฃ
There were 1 mom and 3 kids. The first kid comes up and asks, "Why is my name Daisy?" The mom says, "Because when you were born a daisy fell on your head." The second kid asks their mom, "Why is my name Butterfly?" The mom says, "Because when you were born a butterfly landed on your head." Then the third kid yells, "Ahjoejienfkef." The mom says, "Shut up, Brick!"
Why do Asians abandon their children?
They're bad at math.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
Imagine getting a call and it says, "Welcome to David's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may we help you?"
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.