Childhood jokes
So, one day in 3rd grade, I was making this art piece and I was talking about my friend that was a boy that I have known for 5 years. But then, the other boy at my table named Coen Jones shouted, "NO! I'M THE ONLY BOYFRIEND YOU CAN HAVE!" As soon as I heard all that, the teacher and the rest of our class was shocked while our table was just laughing their butts off, but laughed so hard, I fell out of my chair!
Why was the orphan so successful? Because once someone told him "go big or go home," and he only had one option.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.
Never tell an orphan about a family matter; they wouldn't understand.
A kid goes to bed with his dad because he’s scared of the dark. Turns out he just wanted to have sex.
Never say to an orphan, "Bye buddy, hope you find your dad!"
Boy: Why is my sister named Rose?
Dad: Someone threw a rose out of a car and it hit her in the head.
Boy: Okay, Dad.
Dad: No problem, Brick.
Lil Timmy and Lil Susie are taking a bath together. Lil Susie looks down and says, "Hey, what's that?" Lil Timmy looks down and says, "Oh, that, that's only my little red race car." They continue on with their bath.
Then Lil Timmy looks down and says, "Hey, what's that?" Lil Susie looks down and says, "Oh, that, that's only my little red race car garage." They continue with their bath. Then Lil Susie says, "Hey, what if we try to put your little red race car in my little red race car garage?"
The parents downstairs then hear a bloody scream. They rush upstairs and then say, "What's wrong?" Lil Susie says, "Well, Lil Timmy tried to put his little red race car in my little red race car garage but the back wheels wouldn't fit, so we cut them off."
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
What's the same thing between a baby and a grenade?
They both make a sound when thrown.
Riddle me this. Riddle me that.
Why did my parents never come back?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X? Because it didn't have a home button.
What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?
Play pretend dog in the bed.
Q: Why didn’t Santa eat the milk and cookies you set out for him?
A: He doesn’t exist, you childish sh**!
Why do orphans have to get an iPhone 12?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
One orphan said, "Daddy, chill." I was like, "You don't have a dad!"
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
He doesn’t know where home is.
New Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: Damn.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
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