Childhood jokes
Q: Why do orphans love playing tennis?
A: Because the ball comes back.
Little Jonny walks in on his parents having sex. He asks what they're doing and the father says: "Well...we're making you a brother." So little Jonny runs off to let his parents finish, happy that he's going to have a brother soon.
The next day when little Jonny's father comes home, Jonny is crying out on the driveway. The father sits down next to Jonny and asks what's wrong. Jonny cries: "I won't have a baby brother!" His father is confused. "What do you mean?" he asks. "Because the mailman came by today and ate him!"
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
A little boy was given a bicycle and a soccer ball for his birthday, but why was the little boy unhappy?
Because the little boy had no legs.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What do you do when you see a sad orphan?
Nothing, let them wait for their parents.
One day, an orphan threw a boomerang, and it didn’t come back like its parents.
Teacher: Kids, what are some things you have that make you happy? Kid 1: I have my family to make me happy. Kid 2: I have my friends to make me happy. Teacher: What about you, Sean? Sean: I have to take pills to make me happy...
Son: Dad, am I adopted?
Father: What? No! Out of all the kids in the adoption center, do you really think I would pick you?
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they actually come back.
Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?
My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Only the apple got picked up.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: They don’t have a home to run back to.
New Teacher: "I was an orphan as a kid."
Students: "OOOF"
Teacher: "Is anyone missing?"
Students: "Your Parents."
I was sitting with my little brother when he was about four-ish. He was starting to really like to identify objects for some reason, so he was showing me his toys. He grabbed his toy Mator truck and then pointed to the wheels, saying, “These are wheels.” I said, “Good job, yes they are.” Then he pointed to the bumper and said, “This is a bumper.” Again, I congratulated him. Then, he grabbed the toy’s wire with the hook at the end and said, “And this is a hooker.” I died laughing.
Do you know the TV show "Naked and Afraid?" Well, that's what my grandpa and I played when I was young.
Why do orphans hate hide n seek?
'Cause they can't find their parents.