Childhood

Childhood Jokes

A favorite childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather, that is until my mom took the urn away from me.

Son: Can I go to my friend's mum? Mum: No! Son: Dad was right, I am a son of a bitch! Mum: Bad news, but you're adopted!!

Kid. What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?

Teacher. What?

Kid. Fruity pebbles with water.

Teacher. Why water?

Kid. Cause his dad never came back with the milk.

When I was a boy, I had a disease that required me to eat dirt three times a day in order to survive... It's a good thing my older brother told me about it.

What do boobs and toys have in common?

They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.