Childhood jokes
Boy: "Hey mom, can we have ice cream?"
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why do orphans become hookers?
They can call someone daddy.
Q: What was Hellen Keller's favorite game as a kid?
A: Musical chairs.
Teacher: "If you don't understand, ask your parents at home."
Orphan: "I don't have neither of those :c"
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
Have you heard about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
What's the Pixar movie close to being a pornstar? Toy Story... *I got a friend in me*
Why do orphans always have water in their cereal? Because the dad never came back with the milk.
What do orphans call their parents?
Unicorns because they don’t exist.
Why do orphans work boomerangs?
Because it's the only thing that comes back.
What is a little zombie's favorite stuffed animal?
It's a deady bear.
It did not rain very often when Chuck Norris was a kid.
Why?
Because his favorite childhood song was "Rain Rain Go Away."
What kind of family pictures do orphans take?
Selfies!!
Today I got a lecture from my mother, and congratulated her. Why?
Because she managed not to damage me in a physical fashion.
As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers. : )
Why was the orphan so successful?
They told him, "Go big or go home," he only had one option.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
The apples get picked.
Why does an orphan always get out in baseball?
Because he can't run home.
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.