Childhood jokes
Boy: "Hey mom, can we have ice cream?"
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Kid: Mom! You lied to me!
Mom: When?
Kid: You told me that my little brother was an Angel!
Mom: Sooo?
Kid: Then why didn’t he fly when I threw him off the balcony?
Mom: WHAT!!!??!!
What's the Pixar movie close to being a pornstar? Toy Story... *I got a friend in me*
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
Have you heard about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
Teacher: "If you don't understand, ask your parents at home."
Orphan: "I don't have neither of those :c"
Why do orphans always have water in their cereal? Because the dad never came back with the milk.
Why do orphans become hookers?
They can call someone daddy.
Q: What was Hellen Keller's favorite game as a kid?
A: Musical chairs.
What do orphans call their parents?
Unicorns because they don’t exist.
Why do orphans work boomerangs?
Because it's the only thing that comes back.
It did not rain very often when Chuck Norris was a kid.
Why?
Because his favorite childhood song was "Rain Rain Go Away."
Today I got a lecture from my mother, and congratulated her. Why?
Because she managed not to damage me in a physical fashion.
What is a little zombie's favorite stuffed animal?
It's a deady bear.
Q. What does Michael Jackson get his sex partners as a gift?
A. Crayons.
What do boobs and toys have in common?
They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
The apples get picked.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
But wait, what family? He never had one.
Why do orphans drink water with cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.