Childhood jokes

Orphans have no parents.

Why can't an orphan have milk?

His dad didn't come back with the milk.

Why did the orphan get kicked off the baseball team?

He would never make it home base.

Q: Why can you be rude to an orphan?

A: Because who are they gonna tell their parents?

Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:

Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!

Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.

Why am I so fat? When I was younger my mother said I should be the bigger person.

Girl: Hey.

Orphan: Hi.

Girl: Wanna be friends?

Orphan: Sure.

Girl: Ok, and go ask your parents if we can have a sleep over.

Little Johnny wanted a lolly, so his dada gave him dick.

When Little Johnny was about 3, he got curious and stuck his hand up a mannequin's pants. His mom says, "No, Little Johnny, there are teeth up there that will bite off your hand." Little Johnny thinks, "Oh no, I can't do that again."

A few years later, he was 15 and he had a girlfriend, and they were making out. She says, "Why don't you ever stick your hand up my pants?" He says, "Oh no, my mom says there are teeth that will bite off my hand up there." She says, "No, there isn't, just look!" Little Johnny looks and says, "Well, no wonder there ain't no teeth. By the way, them gums look..."

I love to play catch with my dad! He's never there to catch the ball, though.

What's your favorite place that orphans can't go to?

Home.

If you ever get bored, tell an orphan to take two days off their calendar. If they ask why, say, "Because you're missing Father's Day and Mother's Day."

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.

You know why orphans can't play baseball? 'Cause they can't find home.

Chuck Norris drove his parents to school.

I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"

Why can't orphans play baseball?

'Cause they don't know where home is.

Why was the orphan so successful?

They told him, "Go big or go home," he only had one option.

If you're bored, joke about an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.