Childhood jokes
Why was Tickle Me Elmo upset when he left the factory?
Because they only gave him one test tickle.
What do orphans like about tattoos? They stick around.
A favorite childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather, that is until my mom took the urn away from me.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Son: Can I go to my friend's mum? Mum: No! Son: Dad was right, I am a son of a bitch! Mum: Bad news, but you're adopted!!
Why can't orphans go to sleepovers?
Their parents never say yes.
Kid. What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher. What?
Kid. Fruity pebbles with water.
Teacher. Why water?
Kid. Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
What's the Pixar movie close to being a pornstar? Toy Story... *I got a friend in me*
Have you heard about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
Teacher: "If you don't understand, ask your parents at home."
Orphan: "I don't have neither of those :c"
Why do orphans always have water in their cereal? Because the dad never came back with the milk.
Why do orphans become hookers?
They can call someone daddy.
Q: What was Hellen Keller's favorite game as a kid?
A: Musical chairs.
What do orphans call their parents?
Unicorns because they don’t exist.
Why do orphans work boomerangs?
Because it's the only thing that comes back.
What do boobs and toys have in common?
They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.
Why do orphans drink water with cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Me time.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
The apples get picked.