Childhood jokes
Why was Tickle Me Elmo upset when he left the factory?
Because they only gave him one test tickle.
What do orphans like about tattoos? They stick around.
Boy: "Hey mom, can we have ice cream?"
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Son: Can I go to my friend's mum? Mum: No! Son: Dad was right, I am a son of a bitch! Mum: Bad news, but you're adopted!!
Teacher: "If you don't understand, ask your parents at home."
Orphan: "I don't have neither of those :c"
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
Have you heard about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
What's the Pixar movie close to being a pornstar? Toy Story... *I got a friend in me*
Why can't orphans go to sleepovers?
Their parents never say yes.
Why do orphans always have water in their cereal? Because the dad never came back with the milk.
Q: What was Hellen Keller's favorite game as a kid?
A: Musical chairs.
Why do orphans become hookers?
They can call someone daddy.
What do orphans call their parents?
Unicorns because they don’t exist.
Why do orphans work boomerangs?
Because it's the only thing that comes back.
As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers. : )
Orphans maybe got phones, but they don't have a home button.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came home with the milk.
Dad: We are giving your toys to the orphanage.
Kid: Why?
Dad: So you won't get bored.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Robin! Jump in the Batmobile."