Childhood jokes
Why do orphans hate hide and seek?
Their parents went to play hide and seek years ago.
What's a joke that an orphan has never heard before?
A dad joke.
Never say to an orphan, "Bye buddy, hope you find your dad!"
Why does an orphan always get out in baseball?
Because he can't run home.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
Kids make a lot of plans for people who can't drive anywhere.
What's an orphan's favorite game?
GTA, because they're actually wanted? Lol.
Me: Sister, stop stealing my stuff or I will make you feel bad.
Sister: No, I won't stop.
Me: Fine, I'm telling the world what you did.
Sister: What? You will see when I post it.
Sister: WHY DID YOU TELL THEM I PEED ON SANTA CLAUS WHEN I WAS 12 YEARS OLD?
Me: BECAUSE YOU DON ́T HAVE A LIFE.
Guess how I got away from my mom saying I can't play Fortnite? I took my stuff and I ran to Iran.
Catholic men say eating broccoli is like anal sex.
If you’re forced to have it as a child, you probably won’t like it as an adult.
I bought an orphan kid an iPhone.
Guess what? It had no home button.
How to make an orphan BLEED?
Step 1 - Tell them to clap until they actually have a loving family.
Step 2 - LAUGH EVILLY as they BLEED.
Step 3 - Tell them to kys.
Step 4 - Leave that mental asylum.
Boy: "Hey mom, can we have ice cream?"
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
What time is it when you walk out to the school?
Time to go to school!
There's going to be a party at the orphanage tonight. I'm bringing a gun.
Why do orphans drink water with cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you give a armless kid for Christmas?
Nothing because they can't open the gift.
Q. What does Michael Jackson get his sex partners as a gift?
A. Crayons.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Are you angry?
Go bully an orphan!
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?