Childhood jokes
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
A favorite childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather, that is until my mom took the urn away from me.
What do orphans like about tattoos? They stick around.
Boy: "Hey mom, can we have ice cream?"
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
Son: Can I go to my friend's mum? Mum: No! Son: Dad was right, I am a son of a bitch! Mum: Bad news, but you're adopted!!
Memes
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
Have you heard about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
What's the Pixar movie close to being a pornstar? Toy Story... *I got a friend in me*
Teacher: "If you don't understand, ask your parents at home."
Orphan: "I don't have neither of those :c"
Why can't orphans go to sleepovers?
Their parents never say yes.
Why do orphans always have water in their cereal? Because the dad never came back with the milk.
Kid. What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher. What?
Kid. Fruity pebbles with water.
Teacher. Why water?
Kid. Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
Why do orphans become hookers?
They can call someone daddy.
Q: What was Hellen Keller's favorite game as a kid?
A: Musical chairs.
What do orphans call their parents?
Unicorns because they don’t exist.
Why do orphans work boomerangs?
Because it's the only thing that comes back.
What do boobs and toys have in common?
They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.
Today I got a lecture from my mother, and congratulated her. Why?
Because she managed not to damage me in a physical fashion.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
But wait, what family? He never had one.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Me time.