Childhood jokes

What do orphans like about tattoos? They stick around.

Boy: "Hey mom, can we have ice cream?"

Orphan: "What's a mom?"

Why was Tickle Me Elmo upset when he left the factory?

Because they only gave him one test tickle.

Why are orphans bad at baseball?

They don't know where home is.

Have you heard about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.

What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?

Adopt Me.

What's the Pixar movie close to being a pornstar? Toy Story... *I got a friend in me*

Why can't orphans go to sleepovers?

Their parents never say yes.

Teacher: "If you don't understand, ask your parents at home."

Orphan: "I don't have neither of those :c"

Why do orphans always have water in their cereal? Because the dad never came back with the milk.

Why do orphans become hookers?

They can call someone daddy.

Q: What was Hellen Keller's favorite game as a kid?

A: Musical chairs.

What do orphans call their parents?

Unicorns because they don’t exist.

Why do orphans work boomerangs?

Because it's the only thing that comes back.

Dad: We are giving your toys to the orphanage.

Kid: Why?

Dad: So you won't get bored.

What did one orphan say to the other orphan?

"Robin! Jump in the Batmobile."

Orphans maybe got phones, but they don't have a home button.

I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him, "Where's your mom?" and he cried. Why?

Why does an orphan always get out in baseball?

Because he can't run home.

Why do orphans have water with their cereal?

Because their dad never came home with the milk.