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Big daddy2.0 · 3 years ago

    • Dident come in a package

    The image shows a close-up of Patrick Star's face from Spongebob Squarepants. His eyes are wide and red, and his expression is one of disbelief. Above Patrick, it says "Me: *Returns an item* The orphanage:".
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    • Alien

    Willy b · 6 months ago
    • A Martian from the movie Mars Attacks! is shown in the center, wearing a red and gold regal robe. In the background, other Martians are visible. The main Martian has a large, exposed, pulsating brain and bulging red eyes. The text overlaid on the image reads "WE COME IN PEACE TO OPEN A DAYCARE".
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    • Kid

    DAP ME UP · 2 years ago
    • The image shows a two-panel meme. The top panel is a pink square with the text "GOT NO KIDS?" at the top, followed by the text "Hire a babysitter anyway. Say your kid is asleep upstairs and must not be disturbed. Then upon your return, ask where your child is." with a vintage cartoon couple enjoying a meal at the top. The bottom panel shows a red cartoon figure with horns and a confused expression labeled "Satan:".
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    • Walmart

    Anonymous · 2 years ago
    • The image features a photograph of rapper Eminem making a goofy, scary face. He is wearing a red baseball cap and a dark blue tracksuit, with his hands raised in a claw-like gesture. The text overlay at the top reads: "Me scaring the shit out of an unsupervised baby at Walmart."
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    • Child

    Anonymous · 5 years ago

    • How do you make a child’s parents happy?

    Put the child to sleep.

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