How do you get a baby to stop crawling in circles?
You nail its other hand to the floor.
Kids are so ungrateful sometimes. I bought a wheelchair for my son. Did he say thank you? Nope! That mtf just sat in his wheelchair the whole time crying the whole day. đ
Whatâs the difference between a child who is home alone and an orphan?
Theyâre both alone, but only one is home.
If a kid doesn't take their nap, doesn't that mean they are resisting arrest?
Why didn't the orphan go to the orphanage?
He didn't understand having a home, even if it was temporary.
I shouted at a kid. I told him to get his parents.
It was the last time I worked at an orphanage, đ¤Ł.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
"Hi, this is Dave's orphanageâyou make it, we take it."
What school canât orphans go to?
Home school.
I saw a girl crying. I asked her, "Where are your parents?" She cried as I got kicked out of the orphanage.
What happens to a baby when you let it run loose? It can't cause it can't run yet.
What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.
I saw a little boy playing alone in the street. I told him that was a bad idea, then asked for his parents.
God, orphanages are fun to work at!!
Why canât orphans win trophies?
Because they canât take them home.
"Peado van, peado van, stay away, peado van, peado van, take her away."
I can't afford food, I can't afford childcare, might as well just get the money out of her.
Mom: Kid, bring your toys and clothing to the car. We're going to Disney Land.
Kid: Ok.
*Bring kid to the orphanage*.
Q: What happens to KID who NAPs near a stranger?
A: He gets KID-NAPPED (kidnapped).
Well, I'm off to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes.
We should bully foster parents more for raising parent-less nobodies.
What do you call an Indian babysitter?
Nanny.
