If a kid doesn't take their nap, doesn't that mean they are resisting arrest?
What happens to a baby when you let it run loose? It can't cause it can't run yet.
What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.
I saw a little boy playing alone in the street. I told him that was a bad idea, then asked for his parents.
God, orphanages are fun to work at!!
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.
"Peado van, peado van, stay away, peado van, peado van, take her away."
I can't afford food, I can't afford childcare, might as well just get the money out of her.
We should bully foster parents more for raising parent-less nobodies.
What do you call an Indian babysitter?
Nanny.
A baby is like another step. You use it just the same as the other steps.
Orphanage protest jokes here!
Baby: Stroll?
Me: *puts baby in stroller* WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL!
Baby: *happily screams*
Stroller: *front wheels break off*
Me: WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL WITH NO FRONT WHEELS!
Baby: Oka- CRASH!
If your baby can unhook your bra, is it time to stop breastfeeding?
Yesterday, I tried to help a little girl by a road stop crying. I asked her where her parents were, and that made her cry harder. So then I asked her where her house was, and she said with tears, "I don't have one." So I got her in my car and drove her to where she said she was living. It was an orphanage.
I gave her a lift back to her crib because her car wouldn’t start.
How do you stop a baby from crying?
Throw a brick in its mouth.
