There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. I love working at an orphanage.
Crying babies are like parties. No matter how many times you try to end it, it keeps going.
Why didn't the orphan go to the orphanage?
He didn't understand having a home, even if it was temporary.
"I told my mom I thought parenting got easier as the kids get older, and she laughed so hard she cried a little."
I shouted at a kid. I told him to get his parents.
It was the last time I worked at an orphanage, 🤣.
What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.
What school can’t orphans go to?
Home school.
"Hi, this is Dave's orphanage—you make it, we take it."
What’s the difference between a child who is home alone and an orphan?
They’re both alone, but only one is home.
How do you stop a baby from crawling? Nail its hand to the floor.
So things are just too tiring to sort out... like which adoption center you should send your son to?
what does an orphanage and a hospital have in common?
people go there to fix their mistakes.
What did the orphan say to the barber?
I dunno, the orphanage doesn’t pay for haircuts.
They told me throwing babies was bad, but guess what I did yesterday? I threw my baby cousin down the escalator.
Best not leave hungry kids unattended!
I saw a girl crying. I asked her, "Where are your parents?" She cried as I got kicked out of the orphanage.
I'm such a good babysitter because the last person I babysat was so flat.
If a kid doesn't take their nap, doesn't that mean they are resisting arrest?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
I asked, "Where are your parents?" and oh god, I love working at an orphanage.
