There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. I love working at an orphanage.
Crying babies are like parties. No matter how many times you try to end it, it keeps going.
"I told my mom I thought parenting got easier as the kids get older, and she laughed so hard she cried a little."
What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.
How do you stop a baby from crawling? Nail its hand to the floor.
So things are just too tiring to sort out... like which adoption center you should send your son to?
what does an orphanage and a hospital have in common?
people go there to fix their mistakes.
What did the orphan say to the barber?
I dunno, the orphanage doesn’t pay for haircuts.
They told me throwing babies was bad, but guess what I did yesterday? I threw my baby cousin down the escalator.
Best not leave hungry kids unattended!
I'm such a good babysitter because the last person I babysat was so flat.
If a kid doesn't take their nap, doesn't that mean they are resisting arrest?
I asked, "Where are your parents?" and oh god, I love working at an orphanage.
I saw a little boy playing alone in the street. I told him that was a bad idea, then asked for his parents.
God, orphanages are fun to work at!!
How do people get skinny?
Their parents don't feed them. (JOKE)
If your baby can unhook your bra, is it time to stop breastfeeding?
I made a joke about putting babies in the microwave and got told I was a disgusting person.
So from now on I’ll only make baby in the deep fryer jokes.
What’s the most annoying thing about licking bald pussy?
Putting the damn nappy back on afterwards...
What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?
My donation to the orphanage :)
What do you call an orphanage?
A parent-less shelter/homeless shelter.
