Childcare

Childcare jokes

There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. I love working at an orphanage.

Why didn't the orphan go to the orphanage?

He didn't understand having a home, even if it was temporary.

"I told my mom I thought parenting got easier as the kids get older, and she laughed so hard she cried a little."

I shouted at a kid. I told him to get his parents.

It was the last time I worked at an orphanage, 🤣.

What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?

They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.

What’s the difference between a child who is home alone and an orphan?

They’re both alone, but only one is home.

So things are just too tiring to sort out... like which adoption center you should send your son to?

What did the orphan say to the barber?

I dunno, the orphanage doesn’t pay for haircuts.

What's an orphan's favorite toy?

A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back.

They told me throwing babies was bad, but guess what I did yesterday? I threw my baby cousin down the escalator.