Childcare

Childcare Jokes

Orphanage

There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. I love working at an orphanage.

Baby

Crying babies are like parties. No matter how many times you try to end it, it keeps going.

Orphan

Why didn't the orphan go to the orphanage?

He didn't understand having a home, even if it was temporary.

Mom

"I told my mom I thought parenting got easier as the kids get older, and she laughed so hard she cried a little."

Orphan

Why can't orphans be home schooled?

Because they have no parent to home school them.

Orphanage

I shouted at a kid. I told him to get his parents.

It was the last time I worked at an orphanage, 🤣.

Orphan

What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?

They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.

Orphan

What’s the difference between a child who is home alone and an orphan?

They’re both alone, but only one is home.

Orphan

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One of them gets picked.

Baby

How do you stop a baby from crawling? Nail its hand to the floor.

Mistake

what does an orphanage and a hospital have in common?

people go there to fix their mistakes.

Orphan

What did the orphan say to the barber?

I dunno, the orphanage doesn’t pay for haircuts.

Orphan

What's an orphan's favorite toy?

A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back.

Baby

They told me throwing babies was bad, but guess what I did yesterday? I threw my baby cousin down the escalator.