What do you call a deaf child? -Ryan Simmonite-
My sister and I were both adopted from the same country, and my parents say they got us on a "two for one special."
When someone calls you, say this: "Hi, welcome to Dave’s Orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?"
What’s the difference between a bleeding child and a bleeding chimpanzee
Their both crazy and now dead
Mom, can I please go out and play?
... no answer.
Why can't orphans go on school field trips?
Parent Signature: _______
How would Steven Hawkins mom punish him as a kid
Power off his chair.
What do you give a armless kid for Christmas?
Nothing becuase they cant open the gift
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
Craig Duncan is a child soldier with bad breath and has killed 5 people.(on fortnite)
I will always remember my baby sisters last words."What is the fire for?".
What are the differences between a preschool and a pedophile's basement? Little kids leave preschool.
can a orphan go to a family Resturant?
April Fool's joke: Go to an orphanage and tell them, "Their parents came back."
How many times can 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out.
puerto Rican teen: I'm a waste a failure, NUNCA LO PODRA ASER (ill never be able to do it) the mother: AI NINO ( OH CHILD ) the teen: QUE? ( WHAT?) the mother: NO TE PONGA CON ESTA MIELDA OTRAVES! ( DONT START WITH THIS SHIT AGAIN) the teen: I CANT DO SHIT RIGHT MAMA the mother: OOOHHH YEAH WELL TU SI PUEDES ABLAR MIELDA DE TI, I BOTAR BASURA! (YOU SURE CAN TALK CRAP ABOUT YOURSELF AND THROW OUT THE TRASH) the teen: QUAL ( WIHCH) the mother: MADRE DE DIOS (MOTHER OF GOD) the teen: AVIA UNA NEGRA I OTRA BLANKA ( THERE WAS A BLACK ONE AND WHITE ONE) *a phone buzzes* the teen: whose phone is that ma? unknown: MR PRESIDENT IF YOU TAKE AWAY THE CONFEDERATE FLAG HOW AM I SUPPOSED WHO THE BAD WHITE PEOPLE ARE * runs to bag opens white one and sticks hand in* the teen : HAIR GELL
a kid asks for an ice cream the man says any sauce and the kid says na i got ketchup at home
Me: "I like kids."
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't know where home is.
Father: "The church is on fire! GET OUT! GET OUT!"
Priest: "Ok, what about the children?"
Father: "FUCK THE CHILDREN!"
Priest: "Do you think we'll have time?"
