God, I love telling children their parents love them, but only on April Fools'. They're orphans, after all.
I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"
They didn't reply.
I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...
If you kill someone, that's murder.
If you kill a family member, that's still murder.
If you kill a child, that's "child abuse."
What's the difference between apples and orphans? The apples get picked, XD!
What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.
Why can't orphans have babies?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He could not find home.
Little Sally found out that she had hair on her private area and went up to her mom and asked, "Mom, I have hair on my privates, what is it?"
"Oh honey, that's your monkey," the mom says.
So little Sally runs up to her big sister and says, "My monkey has hair on it!" So the sister replies with a laugh, "You think that's cool? My monkey is already eating bananas!"
Little Johnny was sitting in class, and he was behind a girl called Sally. The teacher asks the class, “Who created the Earth?” And Little Johnny pokes Sally in the back with his sharpened pencil, and she jumps and says, “MY GOD!” And the teacher says, “Yes, Sally, God did create the Earth.” Sally sits down.
Then, the teacher asks, “Where do you go after you live a good life?” and Little Johnny pokes Sally again, and she jumps up and says, “HEAVENS TO BETSY!” And the teacher says, “Yes Sally. You will go to heaven after you live a good life.” Sally sits down, knowing full well Little Johnny was poking her. Sally gave Little Johnny an angry glare, and she turns around.
And then, the teacher asks the class, “What did Eve say to Adam after their 77th child?” and Little Johnny pokes Sally HARDER this time in the back, and Sally jumps, turns around, and says, “If you stick that thing in me one more time, I swear I’m gonna lose it!” And the teacher faints.
Where does an orphan come from?
Daddy getting milk.
Why can't orphans play paintball?
Because they don't have parent supervision.
Why do orphans love violent video games like GTA?
They never had parents to protect them from it.
Roses are red, violets are blue, The children are fast, But Elmo is faster, Bow down to your master!
What’s the difference between a child and someone who has been kidnapped?
One of them is a domesticated pet.
Girls are like math, if they're under 10, use your fingers.
Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I'm blind.
Mom: Exactly.
How is a emo kid and a hanging child the same?
Depends on who's hanging
A noose, a knife, a gun, and a razor blade look at a child who committed suicide after being bullied.
Everyone looked at the noose. The noose would say, "What? It wasn't my fault!"
What's big, black, and touches children?
Harambe.
"Uh daddy harder," the orphan said. Oh wait, he doesn’t have a daddy.
