Do you know why pedos get away with molesting orphans? Who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
You know why pedophiles get away with molesting children?
Because who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
What do Michael Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children.
My mum once told me, "How do you spell Mississippi?" and I said, "Misisipi." But she said, "No, it goes mi-ss-i-ss-pp-i," and I laughed when she said "pp." Then she said, "Why are you laughing?" I tried saying, "You said pp," but I was laughing too hard.
Little Johnny was late to class. The teacher asked him where he was. Little Johnny said, "I was on top of Marry Hill." Then a kid comes late to class and also said he was on Marry Hill. Then a little girl that's about 4 or 5 comes in. The teacher asks, "Who are you?" She said, "I'M MARRY HILL!"
Stupid Mary Jane was swinging on the swing.
Her momma said, "Stupid Mary Jane, don't swing so high, the boys will see your underwear!"
Stupid Mary Jane laughed and laughed. She knew she wasn't wearing no underwear.
A kid annoyed me the other day. I told him to shut up and go back to his parents. That's the last time I'm going to an orphanage.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Bowling is like child support: it involves balls.
Yo, Bloon... what bitch where the fuck my child support camo Bloon? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
What happens to an orphan that gets on house arrest?
They get set free.
What is a orphan's favorite 🎥🍿?
Home Alone.
Have you heard about the pedophile who was found guilty of robbery?
- He robbed children of their innocence.
if an orphan took a photo what would It be considered...... not a family photo
I went to the orphanage and yelled "your mama" jokes.
From your mom.
I gave a blind kid a pistol and said it was a hairdryer.
New skin unlocked: Blood splatter!
(Obtained by running over 69 children.)
What's the best thing about fucking twenty-one year olds?
That there's twenty of them hoo hoo hee hooo harr haar dee harr harr
What's an orphan's favorite part in the Wizard of Oz?
When Dorothy says, "There's no place like home."
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until they go home.
