How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until their parents come home.
Have a child you don't want? Just drop them off at a school they don't know and drive away.
Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby.
They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home base.
A kid was asking a mother for money.
Mother: Sorry, I don't have money.
The kid kept asking the mother for money.
Mother: I already told you I don't have money.
The kid (the middle child): I'm your fucking child!
Why do orphans play Sims?
Because they can make themselves a family.
Why can't an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because the chip was family size.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why do Asians abandon their children?
They're bad at math.
Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?
because it was rated RRRRGGGG.
I am guessing you don't understand :(
What did the mother say to Michael J. on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my son!"
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
Why do orphans hate Fridays?
Family movie night.
What makes a child an orphan?
Their parents left them for good. :D
Dark humor is like cancer, it's funnier when children get it.
Imagine getting a call and it says, "Welcome to David's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may we help you?"
How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.
What type of work can orphans do? Homework.
What is an orphan's favorite song? "Lost Boy."
