Child jokes
Why can orphans not play baseball? They can't hit a home run.
Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.
Why doesn't the police arrest orphans? Because they aren't wanted.
Remember kids, if ever you're bored, kick an orphan.
Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
If I saw a homosexual or transsexual man do so much as TOUCH my child, he would be dead, zombified, and castrated by the end of the day.
Protect your young'uns from these degenerate freaks and live off the grid so they have no bearing on your life.
An orphan asked if they could move into my house yesterday. I said, "Don't you have a family?"
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
What do you call children born from incest?
Gross Domestic Product.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually came back.
Why do orphans hate any milk?
Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧
Me sais yes to mom when she seis wha is 1 plus 1 and me is says NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! looooooooooooooooooolllolololololol
What do you do when you're bored?
Beat up an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
One day Timmy walks in on his mum in the bath. Then he asks, “What’s that dark fuzzy thing, mummy?” and mum said, “It’s a bush, every girl has one!” Then the next day he walks in on his dad in the shower. So he asks, “Daddy, what’s that long thing?” The dad then says, “It’s a sexy boy” accidentally. Timmy asks his dad, “What does sexy mean?” And the dad says, “Your mother, of course,” making it seem like a child-friendly compliment. Then the next day at school Timmy wanted to compliment his teacher. He walks up to her and says, “You’re so so sexy!”
How do you name an Asian child?
Ring the doorbell.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't go home.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? The apple gets picked.
My kid runs in today to tell me that he found a floating cow, but when he got me to come and see, all I saw was a piñata with a tail and white spots. Such a stupid child. So after that I gave him a nice refreshing drink from the toilet and a few of those chocolate sprinkles. (: I'm such a good parent...
What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu? Pikachu, I choose you!
Speak to your dad before I put my hand up your ass!