What do you call a reverse exorsism. It's where a demon pulls a priest out of a child
I bet when your mom first saw you, she said, "Oh my god, this ain't my child. My child would look amazing."
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne? Acne doesn't come on a 5-year-old's face.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it came back unlike their parents.
If you punch and orphan they can't do anything the can't tell their parents
What's the difference between kids and drugs? I don't sell drugs.
What if little Johnny was doing drugs?
"Johnny, Johnny?"
"Yes, Papa?"
"Eating sugar?"
"No, Papa..."
Old woman: You are such a darling child. Please come and see me again next year.
A year later, as child walks up to the door of the old lady's house...
Old woman: Oh my! Goodness sakes, child! Have you grown, or have I shrank???
Child: Both.
Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!
I hate child murderers, they're always so high-pitched.
"Peado van, peado van, stay away, peado van, peado van, take her away."
I can't afford food, I can't afford childcare, might as well just get the money out of her.
What spooky creature has children?
Mummies.
After work, I volunteer to help blind children. Verb, not adjective.
OK, so Kenya and Kariah are both orphans that hate orphan jokes, so how about we make a joke out of them!
Driving through the woods today, I saw a boy with a bare behind.
I was watching my son play at the park, and a lady asked me, "Which one is yours?" And for fun, I said, "I don't know, I'm still choosing."
A father awaits the birth of his first child.
The obstetrician says, "Unfortunately, he has no arms."
The father says, "I'll love it all the same."
But the obstetrician adds, "It is also without legs, trunk, head."
The father says, "I'll love it all the same."
Then the obstetrician confessed to him, "I'm sorry, but only this ear was born."
The father says, "I'll love it all the same."
And the obstetrician says, "Talk to him closer: he's deaf!"
Dad and Mom: -takes one look at Child-
Dad and Mom: "We don't want him."
Orphan: And I took that, personally.
Mom, mom, I'm holding my little brother's hand..... Little Johnny, good! But he's not born yet.
Mom, Mom, I'm holding my little brother's hand.
Little Johnny, good! But he's not "bien" yet.
