Child jokes
How are an emo kid and a hanging child the same?
Depends on who's hanging.
A noose, a knife, a gun, and a razor blade look at a child who committed suicide after being bullied.
Everyone looked at the noose. The noose would say, "What? It wasn't my fault!"
What's big, black, and touches children?
Harambe.
"Uh daddy harder," the orphan said. Oh wait, he doesn’t have a daddy.
Orphan
What has ten children crying, naked, and screaming for their parents?
My big green pedo machine.
Ha, orphans are soooooo funny. I mean, they have many family stories. Oh wait...
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Annie.
A pedophile pulls up to little Jonny, lowers his window and asks, "hey little boy, if I give you a lolly, will you come in my car?" Little Jonny replies, "Give me the whole packet and I’ll come in your mouth."
I molested a child today, and it felt quite lovely on my penis! 👍
What does a pedophile and a light switch have in common?
They both get turned on by children.
What did the kid say to the orphan?
"Well, at least I have parents!"
Why do orphans go on holiday?
To see what family is like.
One day, there were three people: a mom and two kids. One of the kids walks up and asks her mom why she was named Rose. Her mom told her that she ate a rose petal when she was born; that is why she was named Rose.
Then the second child walked up and yelled, "Ahhhhhh!" and the mom said, "Shut up, Billy Goat!"
Ur adopted.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
They have no home to run to.
What's brown and sticky?
An orphan.
Why do orphans pick apples? Because that's the only thing they can pick.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang.
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Because they don't have a parent's signature.