What do you call a kid watching Star Wars by themselves?
Hans Solo.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn't have a homepage.
What's do an abortion and a baby have in common? The mom doesn't want either of them
A mother and her 7 year old child are walking in the grocery story. The young boy then screams to a random woman “ your an ugly bitch”. The mother grabs her son, and says “ I’m so sorry, I must have told him a thousand of times to not judge people on how they look.
So, Satan is in the delivery room having a child. Soon, a feathered creature comes out. "Doctor," say Satan. "What is it?" The doctor sighs. "Well, it's not a boy, and it's not a girl." Satan looks frustrated. "THEN WHAT IS IT?!?!?" The doctor looks up. "It's a goose."
what has 2 legs 2 arms and a abusive father
aaron
Once There was a minecraft child molester on the minecraft facebook. He asks a kid his age. the kid blocks him.
If it's on the clock, it's old enough for the cock.
Why does a chicken cross the road
To poop and pee in the potty
From My 6 year old sister
why does aaron cry at night his alcoholic father beats him
What is a pedophile's favourite dating site? Kinder
What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common? An expiration date.
What do Chinese parents hate the most?
A new born daughter...
A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning church, and the priest says, "What about the children?" The rabbi says, "Fuck the children." And the priest says, "Do you think we'll have time?"
How do you stop a baby from crawling around in a circle on the floor?
You nail its other hand to the floor.
Why do priests appreciate educated children?
They don't spit.
What did the blind deaf orphan child get for Christmas?
cancer
Child predators:” your so sixey
What do you call a kid having a seizure on a dance floor? An improvement
i have eaten 6 babies, 9 adolescent children and 2 infants in the past week ;p
