Child jokes
Why'd the orphan cross the road? He was told his parents were on the other side.
Why can't an orphan read?
He couldn't go to school without a parent's signature.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One's actually picked.
If your baby can unhook your bra, is it time to stop breastfeeding?
I once gave birth to 3 children.
What weighs 70 pounds and doesn't like sex?
The 6-year-old in the trunk of my car.
I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it comes back.
Why can't an orphan play kickball?
Because they can't hit home.
What’s a depressed kid’s favorite game? Hangman.
Guys stop before I tell my parents!
What do you call a couple of orphans?
A coupleorphans.
What are orphans' least favorite movie?
The Promised Neverland.
Why can orphans not play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why do the orphans love going to the bakery down the street so much? Because their cookies are homemade.
A child with cancer: "I want to be like you when I grow up." Doctor: "Oh, you're not going to grow up."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, LOL.
Teacher: Little Johnny, why are you late again?
Little Johnny: I had to be there for the birth of our first mixed cow, the white cow fell on the mud! (The teacher faints)
What do pedophiles call children in wheelchairs?
"Meals on Wheels."
Australian says to American: why do you have such bad gun laws?
American: Self defense.
Australian: Self defense against 50 innocent children?