What is the difference between a tall kid and an orphan? One is tall enough that their parents can see them.
What's the one upside to being an orphan?
You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
What did the blonde say when someone says, "Your baby is so cute?"
"For the last time, I don't want to sign up my child for Tindergarten just yet!"
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the demon tells the priest to exit the child's body.
Who does an orphan play soccer with...
No one
The orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home.
Do you know the TV show "Naked and Afraid?" Well, that's what my grandpa and I played when I was young.
What’s an orphan's favorite event?
Homecoming.
A feather and a depressed boy fell at the same time, which one hits the ground first?
The feather, because the rope stopped the child.
I don't like the term "kidnapping." I prefer "surprise adoption."
What's the difference between drugs and children? I don't sell drugs.
What do you call an orphan home alone?
A family reunion.
A little kid was lost, and he asked me to find his home. I love working at the orphanage.
Yo mama so stupid she threw a Mother's Day party at an orphanage.
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
An orphan's parents.
A Mario & Luigi joke.
What are the Mario bros' view on child support?
Mario: The parents are obligated to provide for the child and help them the best they could.
Luigi: LMAO I GOTTA GO!
If an orphan takes a photo... Well done! It's a family photo!
Little Johnny walked into the bathroom while his dad was taking a dump. As soon as Little Johnny walked in, his dad let out a big FART! Little Johnny said, “WHAT WAS THAT?” His dad said, “That was the sound of the north wind.” The next day his teacher asked the class, “What’s the direction of the north wind?” Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher called on him and he said, “TEACH IT’S MY DADDY’S BOOTY!”
How do you make a child’s parents happy?
Put the child to sleep.
My sis was funny but sad because I have a boy and she doesn't.
