Child jokes
I molested a child today, and it felt quite lovely on my penis! đź‘Ť
What does a pedophile and a light switch have in common?
They both get turned on by children.
What did the kid say to the orphan?
"Well, at least I have parents!"
Why do orphans go on holiday?
To see what family is like.
One day, there were three people: a mom and two kids. One of the kids walks up and asks her mom why she was named Rose. Her mom told her that she ate a rose petal when she was born; that is why she was named Rose.
Then the second child walked up and yelled, "Ahhhhhh!" and the mom said, "Shut up, Billy Goat!"
Ur adopted.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
They have no home to run to.
What's brown and sticky?
An orphan.
Why do orphans pick apples? Because that's the only thing they can pick.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang.
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Because they don't have a parent's signature.
Why can you slap an orphan?
Are they going to tell mommy?
An orphan's favorite toy is a boomerang. It comes back to them, unlike their parents.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple can trace back its family tree.
Why is it so easy bullying orphans?
They can’t tell their mom.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.
Do you know why pedos get away with molesting orphans? Who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
You know why pedophiles get away with molesting children?
Because who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
What do Michael Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children.
My mum once told me, "How do you spell Mississippi?" and I said, "Misisipi." But she said, "No, it goes mi-ss-i-ss-pp-i," and I laughed when she said "pp." Then she said, "Why are you laughing?" I tried saying, "You said pp," but I was laughing too hard.