Child jokes
Why did the child drop their ice cream?
They got hit by a bus.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
One day, a child walks along and asks, "Mother, why am I called Butterfly?"
The mother replies, "A butterfly landed on you as a baby."
A minute later, another child comes along and says, "Mother, why am I called Feather?"
The mother then replied, "Because a feather fell on your head when you were born."
Then Brick comes along and says, "Ahahhsdjsjskxs."
Orphan boy: "Your dad is probably disappointed in you. I mean, look at you."
Me: "Well, at least my parents kept me. Where are yours?"
How do you get chewing gum out of a child's hair? Cancer.
Why can't orphans go to an amusement park?
Because they don't have parents!
Why did the orphan want to become a prostitute?
To get a daddy.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
Dude, ABC, what comes next?
Kid: A big fat noob.
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, because his parents ran away.
Double whammy. Orphan jokes are like a kid with cancer; it never gets old. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌👌👌
Why can't orphans play baseball? They ain't got no home to run to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
Kid: Dad, what happened to the kidnapper?
Dad: He had a nap.
Kid: Where is he now?
Dad: HELL!
What to gift a child molester who already has everything? A bigger county with more believers.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
They never reached home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
Why wouldn’t Mrs. Grapes leave her children behind?
Because she loves raisin kids.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips? Because they need parent permission.
What goes up but never past the digits 15?
A Make-A-Wish kid...