KidnappingAnonymous3 years agoI tried kidnapping a kid today and told him I was his dad's friend and I would take him home. He just curled up into a ball and started crying. Kidnapping must be easy.
PedophileAnonymous4 years agoWhat do pedophiles do when they wake up?Turn on the child safety lock on the car.
PedophileAnonymous8 years agoSay what you want against pedophiles, but they slow down in school zones.