Why did the farmers wife chase the chickens out of the yard?
Cuz they were using fowl language!
Why’d the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay (guys/girls) house. (Wait awhile) then ask “knock knock?” Other person says “Who’s there?” A: the chicken
I was watching the London Marathon one year, and I saw two runners in costumes. One of them was dressed a chicken and the other dressed as an egg. I thought: 'This'll be interesting.'.
Hey guys todays funnyiest prank: Is when I poored a bunch of red whine into the chicken salad...to be honest and was a TON of whine I purded in there! My family could not tell the dirfense at all! Anyway bye thats the prankster! Next time or see time next!
Here is funny little prank I did on my sister. So she was in her room when she reached to get her shampoo cause you know girls and hair, when she went to sqeez it out it came oil, tooth past, chicken breast, barf, and oniouns! SHE PUT IT IN HER HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GROSS BUT FUNNY when she got to school she heard kids laughing at her cause the prankster did it agian! Later!
I fed some Chickens some eggs. They ate them. Nothing else to explain except they are cannibals.
one day, a chicken went to the nail store. He asked the "owner" where the shampoo was. "BRO IM NOT THE FRIKKIN MANAGER" the guy said. So the duck walked away. The next day he went back to the store and asked a pregnant lady why she was so fat. The lady punched him and ran away. The duck cried. Then he went to the lady's husband and said that he must be tired of being married since she punches people every day. The man punched him. The duck assumed they were the punching couple. The duck walked, and then fell in a ditch and stayed there to die. The pregnant lady and her husband were very pleased >:) muhahahahahahaha
When you put the chicken in the oven and it goes down and the oven explodes oven and smoke and everything is fire and on fire and flies to the grass and all goes back
Why did the chicken go to the restaurant? To eat chicken!
We just got a new chicken-proof lawn, it's impeccable.
a chicken is dellisis
what dose the chicken say when he didn't understand something
"what hap-HENd"
Chicken
just shit my pants and it ran all down my legs... last time i eat at popeyes 😑
If chickens wake up when the Rooster crows, then when do ducks wake?
At the quack of dawn.
the chicken is so fat
Why do I have the urge to stick a chicken wing up yo pussy?
Alicia: I said no already quit it u are thristy leave me alone creep Nathan: I wanna sex YOU Alicia:I LOVE DICK bud you're *WEIRD* Nathan: WE_WE ALicia: WEE-WEE? Nathan: YES YES YES LETS FUCK NOW TAKE them panies off u said yes well in french but u said yes Alicia: U tricked me I ain fucking u Nathan: * SEX ME!! BITCH SEX ME OH PLEASE SEX ME SEX ME* *screaming saying it* Alicia:*WEIRD* Nathan: Dick ten inches and i geuss u cant call me *10 inched big long dick nathan* your lose Alicia: WHAT NO.... wait? 10 inches yess cauh!.cauh! ummm umm long dick goood unmmm couh coun ccccchhou nathan: why do i have the urge to stick a chicken wing up yo pussy cuugh umm
"Most Deadly Sport"
Playing chicken with a train!
What did the chicken say when he saw ahuman running around uncontrollably? "its running around like a human with its head cut off"
