Yo hairline be looking like a chicken nugget, headass.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
IDK! WHY?
To go see yo mama!
Why did Monaco cross the road? It smashed a 1-mile radius of the road + the chicken.
What did the chicken say after he died? Nothing.
What happened to the chicken after he died? He did not say anything, so I don't know.
I know this isn't the real chicken wing song, but my version...
"Chicken wing, chicken wing, I want your mommy. Slap her with my hairy salami while she's still yawning."
Make your own chicken wing song and put it in the comments... :)
They're blooming a gay chicken.
In China, just when you think you know everything... then boooom.
A gay chicken... hahaha.
Why did the farmer's wife chase the chickens out of the yard?
'Cause they were using fowl language!
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the gay (guys/girls) house.
(Wait awhile) then ask “knock knock?” Other person says “Who’s there?”
A: The chicken.
I was watching the London Marathon one year, and I saw two runners in costumes. One of them was dressed a chicken and the other dressed as an egg. I thought: "This'll be interesting."
Hey guys, today's funniest prank: is when I poured a bunch of red wine into the chicken salad...to be honest, it was a TON of wine I poured in there! My family could not tell the difference at all! Anyway, bye, that's the prankster! Next time or see you next time!
Here is a funny little prank I did on my sister. So she was in her room when she reached to get her shampoo, cause you know girls and hair, when she went to squeeze it out, it came out oil, toothpaste, chicken breast, barf, and onions! SHE PUT IT IN HER HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GROSS BUT FUNNY!
When she got to school she heard kids laughing at her cause the prankster did it again!
Later!
I fed some chickens some eggs. They ate them. Nothing else to explain except they are cannibals.
One day, a chicken went to the nail store. He asked the "owner" where the shampoo was. "BRO IM NOT THE FRIKKIN MANAGER!" the guy said. So the duck walked away.
The next day he went back to the store and asked a pregnant lady why she was so fat. The lady punched him and ran away. The duck cried. Then he went to the lady's husband and said that he must be tired of being married since she punches people every day. The man punched him. The duck assumed they were the punching couple. The duck walked, and then fell in a ditch and stayed there to die. The pregnant lady and her husband were very pleased >:) muhahahahahahaha
When you put the chicken in the oven, it goes down, and the oven explodes. The oven and smoke and everything is fire and on fire and flies to the grass, and all goes back.
Why did the chicken go to the restaurant?
To eat chicken!
We just got a new chicken-proof lawn. It's impeccable.
a chicken is dellisis
What does the chicken say when he didn't understand something?
"What hap-HENd?"
