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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Really, there is an answer, and he never made it across, so...
Chicken Jokes
KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."
A chef named his chicken Richard and named a rooster Ballz. A guy walks up and asks the chef what he's cooking. He replies, "My dick and balls."
If chickens make chicken nuggies, does that mean dinosaur chickens make Dino nuggies?!?
CONSPIRACY!!!
Fat people: Do I look beautiful when I eat a pack of chicken?
Me: Yes, you look like a bunch of boulders crashing into each other.
Fat: Dang...
Me: Shut up, Jon Brower Minnoch.
Why was the chicken in trouble?
For using fowl language!
Yo hairline be looking like a chicken nugget, headass.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
IDK! WHY?
To go see yo mama!
Why did Monaco cross the road? It smashed a 1-mile radius of the road + the chicken.
What did the chicken say after he died? Nothing.
What happened to the chicken after he died? He did not say anything, so I don't know.
I know this isn't the real chicken wing song, but my version...
"Chicken wing, chicken wing, I want your mommy. Slap her with my hairy salami while she's still yawning."
Make your own chicken wing song and put it in the comments... :)
They're blooming a gay chicken.
In China, just when you think you know everything... then boooom.
A gay chicken... hahaha.
Why did the farmer's wife chase the chickens out of the yard?
'Cause they were using fowl language!
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the gay (guys/girls) house.
(Wait awhile) then ask “knock knock?” Other person says “Who’s there?”
A: The chicken.
I was watching the London Marathon one year, and I saw two runners in costumes. One of them was dressed a chicken and the other dressed as an egg. I thought: "This'll be interesting."
Hey guys, today's funniest prank: is when I poured a bunch of red wine into the chicken salad...to be honest, it was a TON of wine I poured in there! My family could not tell the difference at all! Anyway, bye, that's the prankster! Next time or see you next time!
Here is a funny little prank I did on my sister. So she was in her room when she reached to get her shampoo, cause you know girls and hair, when she went to squeeze it out, it came out oil, toothpaste, chicken breast, barf, and onions! SHE PUT IT IN HER HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GROSS BUT FUNNY!
When she got to school she heard kids laughing at her cause the prankster did it again!
Later!
I fed some chickens some eggs. They ate them. Nothing else to explain except they are cannibals.
