Chicken

Chicken jokes

A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "What do I see here? Corned beef!?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Really, there is an answer, and he never made it across, so...

KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."

A chef named his chicken Richard and named a rooster Ballz. A guy walks up and asks the chef what he's cooking. He replies, "My dick and balls."

Fat people: Do I look beautiful when I eat a pack of chicken?

Me: Yes, you look like a bunch of boulders crashing into each other.

Fat: Dang...

Me: Shut up, Jon Brower Minnoch.

What happened to the chicken after he died? He did not say anything, so I don't know.

I know this isn't the real chicken wing song, but my version...

"Chicken wing, chicken wing, I want your mommy. Slap her with my hairy salami while she's still yawning."

Make your own chicken wing song and put it in the comments... :)

In China, just when you think you know everything... then boooom.

A gay chicken... hahaha.

Why did the farmer's wife chase the chickens out of the yard?

'Cause they were using fowl language!

Why'd the chicken cross the road?

A: To get to the gay (guys/girls) house.

(Wait awhile) then ask “knock knock?” Other person says “Who’s there?”

A: The chicken.

I was watching the London Marathon one year, and I saw two runners in costumes. One of them was dressed a chicken and the other dressed as an egg. I thought: "This'll be interesting."

Hey guys, today's funniest prank: is when I poured a bunch of red wine into the chicken salad...to be honest, it was a TON of wine I poured in there! My family could not tell the difference at all! Anyway, bye, that's the prankster! Next time or see you next time!