Chicken jokes
Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.
What do you call a funny chicken?
A comedi-hen!
What did the egg say to the other egg?
"You crack me up!" 😂
When you are eating delicious street food in China and you ask the chef: You: "Is this chicken?" Chef: "No, its meow meow."
Guess what?
What?
Chicken butt!
Where did a chicken orphan go?
A foster home.
What is the difference between a cow and a chicken?
It's white and it's brown.
Q: How would a chicken leave?
A: Through the exit.
What does a chicken give you?
Student: Meat.
What does a pig give you?
Student: Bacon.
What does a fat cow give you?
Student: Homework.
Why did the emu cross the road? Because it was the chicken's day off. Yeah, I hate myself, man.
What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce?
A chicken sees a salad.
(Say it out loud if you don't get it!)
Where do all orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What do you get when you kill a brown chicken and brown cow?
Dead chicken and dead cow.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his mom said, "Ven bakac."
Why did mommy disappear? The dad: Well, when she crossed the road to get to the chicken, she only made it halfway.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer:
The man said, "He's going to rape the people on the side of the road."
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "What do I see here? Corned beef!?"
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Really, there is an answer, and he never made it across, so...
KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."