Chicken

Chicken Jokes

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What do you get when you kill a brown chicken and brown cow?

Dead chicken and dead cow.

Why did mommy disappear? The dad: Well, when she crossed the road to get to the chicken, she only made it halfway.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Answer:

The man said, "He's going to rape the people on the side of the road."

A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "What do I see here? Corned beef!?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Really, there is an answer, and he never made it across, so...

KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."

A chef named his chicken Richard and named a rooster Ballz. A guy walks up and asks the chef what he's cooking. He replies, "My dick and balls."

Fat people: Do I look beautiful when I eat a pack of chicken?

Me: Yes, you look like a bunch of boulders crashing into each other.

Fat: Dang...

Me: Shut up, Jon Brower Minnoch.