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Where did a chicken orphan go?
A foster home
What is the difference between a cow and a chicken?
It's white and it's brown.
Q: How would a chicken leave?
A: Through the exit.
What does a chicken give you?
Student: Meat.
What does a pig give you?
Student: Bacon.
What does a fat cow give you?
Student: Homework.
why did the emu cross the road because it was the chickens days of yeah i hate myself man .
What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce?
A chicken sees a salad.
(Say it out loud if you don't get it!)
Where do all orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What do you get when you kill a brown chicken and brown cow?
Dead chicken and dead cow.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his mom said, "Ven bakac."
Why did mommy disappear? The dad: Well, when she crossed the road to get to the chicken, she only made it halfway.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer:
The man said, "He's going to rape the people on the side of the road."
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "What do I see here? Corned beef!?"
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Really, there is an answer, and he never made it across, so...
KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."
A chef named his chicken Richard and named a rooster Ballz. A guy walks up and asks the chef what he's cooking. He replies, "My dick and balls."
If chickens make chicken nuggies, does that mean dinosaur chickens make Dino nuggies?!?
CONSPIRACY!!!
Fat people: Do I look beautiful when I eat a pack of chicken?
Me: Yes, you look like a bunch of boulders crashing into each other.
Fat: Dang...
Me: Shut up, Jon Brower Minnoch.
Why was the chicken in trouble?
For using fowl language!
