Cheetah

Cheetah Jokes

Did you hear about the cheetah who robbed a bank? He ran away so fast he almost got away with it, but he was spotted.

This one is for Gwen, I'm sorry people are so mean to you. All the big cats gathered for a game of poker. Why did the tiger lose? Because one of his opponents kept on lion. Another had a puma-nent poker face. But the real problem was the cheetah.

A cheetah and a lion are racing... The cheetah wins...

The lion says, "You a cheetah!"

The cheetah replies, "Nah, you a lion!"