Change jokes
Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: I don't know, there are twenty in my basement, and my basement light still isn't fixed.
What’s the best part about putting a baby in a blender feet first?
Watching their expression change.
Nemo turned emo and changed his movie name to "Finding Emo."
Normal people: I'm my own nationality.
Michael Jackson: Click here to change nationality.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the Wi-Fi password.
How is there evidence of climate change?
The liberal snowflakes are drastically melting down!
There was a person inside who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid, so they put people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor and the 94th floor, literally.
If Finding Nemo was scientifically correct, Marlin would have changed into a female and mated with Nemo.
I was happy for once, and my family was happy I was happy, but that all changed when they found out I was thinking about bridges and humans.
How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb in the middle of the night?
I don't know, I can never see them.
I finally stopped drinking for good.
Now I purely drink for evil.
A guy walks into a restaurant and orders turtle soup. The waiter hollers, "One turtle soup!"
A moment later, the guy calls the waiter over and says, "I’ve changed my mind, I would like pea soup." The waiter hollers, "Hold the turtle, and make it pea!"
A project where people get lined up to be changed.
What turns green, purple, and white? A chameleon.
I was watching a documentary about how storks carry babies from their previous life to the next.
In his old life, Michael Jackson must’ve been a teddy bear. The storks let him play with kids for a change.
Russia went from N-95 to M-16 real quick...
How long does it take for a depressed person to change a light bulb?
5 days. & I’m pretty proud of myself.
Bo: Hey kids, I am so sad that you won’t exercise and give me Bo power, so I am just going to be an orphan.
Kids changing the channel to Annie.
Annie: Tomorrow, tomorrow, only a day away.
TV changing the channel back to Bo On The Go.
Dezzy: WAAAAAAAAAA, I can’t find Bo!
A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence.
Jane ate her friend’s sandwich.
Jane ate her friend’s colon.
How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?
To get to the other side.