Celestial Body jokes
Where did the moon go to space? To the moon!
Oh baby, there's about to be 7 planets because I'm gonna destroy Uranus.
You're so damn fat that the only belt that fits you is an asteroid belt.
Saturn was so loved, someone put a ring on him.
How do you plan a party in outer space?
You planet.
Q: How can you tell the sun is a boy?
A: It rises every morning.
I can see Uranus from here, and it's mighty gassy!
Little Jimmy has 5 red apples. His dad's car will arrive in 20 minutes. Calculate the mass of the Sun.
How Jupiter was discovered.
Once there was a fat lady who farted yellow, orange, and peach. All that fart went to space and created a planet that NASA saw and went over there, but it smelled really bad.
The whole solar system is one big family, right? But everyone circles the sun.
What do you call a person with one arm, one leg, one eye, and one ear?
ONESY.
“Hey dad, how do you kill a star?” - Give them drugs.
Q: What do you call a "Wild Man" or "Wild Woman" on the Moon?
A: A Luna-Tic!
You look tall for being 432,450 miles tall!
Why does the Sun go to school?
To get brighter!
Why does the Sun go to school?
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it!
Every moon has a silver lining.
Did you hear about the restaurant they're putting on the moon?
Good food, but no atmosphere.
How does the man on the moon cut his hair?
Eclipses it!