Celestial Body jokes
Why does Wet have a big head? Because he got hit by a wetaroid!
馃殬 What is as old as the earth 馃寧 and new every month? The moon.
Ha, Uranus face!
Not in a racist way tho.
Why didn鈥檛 the moon eat dinner?
Because it was full! 馃寱
Say hi to outer space. Hi, now say how are you doing to the moon. Hi, how are you doing? Why are you wasting your time? XD lol
Why is the sun famous? Because it鈥檚 a shining star.
Sorry for posting this!
What is the richest planet?
Saturn 馃獝- It has many rings.
Hubble just spotted something huge coming out of Uranus.
What's the sun's favorite chocolate? Mars bar.
Why wasn鈥檛 the moon hungry?
Because it was full!
What kind of star would go to jail?
A shooting star!
You're so fat that you have to live on Pluto so you don't destroy any of the planets.
The winds of Uranus go on and off, so you could say the wind is broken.
Uranus is huge.
Uranus has 27 moons.
Why is the moon always hungry? It is almost never full.
I want to do Uranus. (tounge emoji) (wet emoji)
What did the cow jump over?
The Moon.
Uranus is up in the sky today.
Question: What did the sun say to the little star?
Answer: Are you my SUN?