Celestial Body jokes

I can't wait to see Uranus! 😂

Why is Uranus like paper? Because you do see the other side.

If Uranus was a dick, then why do they make Uranus?

What is the gassiest planet? Uranus.

Which planet would I consider dating?

I don’t know, but not Saturn because she’s already got a ring on her.

Henry is in Uranus.

Yo mama so fat that the sun is her moon.

What did Mars say to Saturn?

"Give me one of your rings!" 😄

What do you call a guy who has sex on the Moon?

An “Astronut”!

Did you know that Uranus is as big as the moon?

Hey, you might want to look at your butt because there's something coming out of Uranus.

Where would an astronaut park his spaceship? A parking meteor.

What do planets read?

Comet books.

What do planets use to download music?

Nep-tunes.

You're so fat that you're as big as UY Scuti!

Hey, look, it's Uranus coming from the sky!

Knock, knock.

Moon, give me cheese.

What can hold anything on the moon? A crater.

Latest news: a new planet has appeared close to Uranus.

Uranus has a lot of poop. Yeah. That is my joke.