Why does Wet have a big head? Because he got hit by a wetaroid!
🚘 what is as old as the earth 🌎 and new every month? The moon
Why is the sun famous? Because it’s a shining star
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What is the richest planet?
Saturn 🪐- It has many rings.
Hubble just spotted something huge coming out of Uranus.
whats the suns favourite chocolate? marsbar
Why wasn’t the moon hungry?
Because it was full!
What kind of star would go to jail?
A shooting star!
Why is the moon always hungry? It is almost never full.
Question: What did the sun say to the little star?
Answer: Are you my SUN?
You're so damn fat that the only belt that fits you is an asteroid belt.
Q: How can you tell the sun is a boy?
A: It rises every morning.
I can see Uranus from here, and it's mighty gassy!
Little Jimmy has 5 red apples. His dad's car will arrive in 20 minutes. Calculate the mass of the Sun.
The whole solar system is one big family, right? But everyone circles the sun.
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it!
How does the man on the moon cut his hair?
Eclipses it!
