They say you should love your neighbor. Does that mean I have to love the president
Me yelling every gay slur to get suspended
I’m in catholic school
Why can't you make jokes about catholic priest?
Because they blow up in your face.
What’s the difference between a Catholic and Rabbit? One has kids to protect from predators, and the other has kids to protect for predators.
Why would a protestant refuse to become a catholic? Because a protestant is not a homosexual sodomite
A catholic gay male that is well-endowed goes to confession and while he is inside the confessional booth the catholic priest is sucking his dick and he says to the catholic priest what are you doing father and the priest says it's called giving a blowjob and the catholic gay male says why are you giving me a blowjob father inside the confessional booth? and the catholic priest says if there was no glory hole in the confessional booth my son it would not be called a confessional booth in the first place
What is a Italian massage? A Italian catholic priest giving a blowjob inside the confessional booth during lent
Why is sucking cock inside the confessional booth the only thing that a catholic priest doesn't have to give up for lent ? Because catholic priests don't have to be vegetarians during lent
Why do catholic priests make the best cocksuckers for gay and bisexual men that are members of the catholic church? Because there are Glory Holes 🕳 inside of the confessional booths
What is the difference between Catholics and Lutherans? Catholics are registered sex offenders
What's the difference between a Catholic hospital and Michael Jackson's Children's Hospital?
No seriously, what is it?
Q: What do you call a Mexican fighting a catholic priest?
A: Alien vs. Predator
So I saw a bag full children near a dumpster, I guess we know where the Orphans are when the parents didn’t want them..
Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic Priest comes along, otherwise the Priest will have new sex toys..
What's the difference between a catholic priest and the devil?? The devil always has horns... not just around children
What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story, and a Catholic priest?
One goes limp when a child walks in the room.
Police officer pulls over 2 Catholic priests. Says he’s looking for two child molesters.
Catholic priests looking at each other: We’ll do it!
What did the racist catholic priest say?
Martin Luther not my king.
Why do Roman Catholics have so many kids?
So there’s more for the Priest.
What plae has more boys than the catholic church? Michael Jackson's bedroom
