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Catholic Jokes

Why do Roman Catholics always call their minister father? because Roman Catholic men between 18 - 29 years old received a free anonymous blowjob inside the confessional booth at the glory hole

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Why did the catholic priest suck dick at a glory hole? because someone asked him what would he do for a klondike bar

How do you trick a Catholic priest into using the glory hole at an adult bookstore? Tell him it is a confessional booth.

Catholic men say eating Broccoli is like anal sex. If you’re forced to have it as a child, you probably won’t like it as an adult 🤷🏽‍♂️

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Ten Catholic priests all die in a bus accident. When they arrive at the pearly gates, St. Peter acknowledges them. He sees that they're all priests and immediately says "If any of you are pedophiles, there's no point waiting here. You might as well eff off straight to hell right now!” Nine of the priests turn around and begin to walk away. St. Peter calls after them, "AND TAKE THE DEAF BASTARD WITH YOU TOO!”

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What happens when you throw an underaged boy between two catholic priests? They fight and... You know the rest.

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Person 1 - How the freak did you get in my house!?!?! I locked the door!!!

Person 2 - But I'm your mom... I have a key. You dumbass

I always hated being born a Catholic as a kid. The way you have to keep kneeling down, bending over, and standing up all within a few minutes of each other while at church. I was always thinking, “For God’s sake, just pick a position and fuck me!”