PriestBrandino7 years agoWhat's the difference between acne and a Catholic priest?Acne doesn't cum on a kid's face 'til they're 13 or 14.
Car crashAnonymous7 years agoHow did the blind Catholic get in a car crash? He asked Jesus to take the wheel.
PedophileAnonymous8 years agoI was raised a Catholic, and my priest told me when I was 12, "God is watching you when you masturbate."I said, "Is God a pedophile too, Father?"
AcneAnonymous9 years agoWhat is the difference between a Catholic priest and acne? -- Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
WaterAnonymous11 years agoHow do you make holy water?You take normal water and boil the hell out of it.