Catholic jokes
A Catholic gay male that is well-endowed goes to confession, and while he is inside the confessional booth, the Catholic priest is sucking his dick, and he says to the Catholic priest, "What are you doing, Father?"
And the priest says, "It's called giving a blowjob."
And the Catholic gay male says, "Why are you giving me a blowjob, Father, inside the confessional booth?"
And the Catholic priest says, "If there was no glory hole in the confessional booth, my son, it would not be called a confessional booth in the first place."
What is an Italian massage?
An Italian Catholic priest giving a blowjob inside the confessional booth during Lent.
Why is sucking cock inside the confessional booth the only thing that a catholic priest doesn't have to give up for lent?
Because catholic priests don't have to be vegetarians during lent.
Why do Catholic priests make the best cocksuckers for gay and bisexual men that are members of the Catholic Church?
Because there are glory holes inside of the confessional booths.
What is the difference between Catholics and Lutherans?
Catholics are registered sex offenders.
What's the difference between a Catholic hospital and Michael Jackson's Children's Hospital?
No seriously, what is it?
Q: What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?
A: Alien vs. Predator.
So I saw a bag full of children near a dumpster. I guess we know where the orphans are when the parents didn’t want them.
Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic priest comes along, otherwise the priest will have new sex toys.
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and the devil?
The devil always has horns... not just around children.
What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a Catholic priest?
One goes limp when a child walks in the room.
A police officer pulls over two Catholic priests. He says he's looking for two child molesters.
The Catholic priests look at each other: "We'll do it!"
What did the racist Catholic priest say?
"Martin Luther? Not my king!"
Why do Roman Catholics have so many kids?
So there’s more for the priest.
What place has more boys than the Catholic Church? Michael Jackson's bedroom.
If you look at this joke, you are going to meet a Catholic priest tomorrow.
What do altar boys and strippers have in common? Father issues.
A Catholic priest finds a young boy crying at the top of a cliff.
“What’s wrong? Why are you crying?”
The boy points down. “Mummy and Daddy were in the car and it went over the edge.”
The priest can see the flaming wreck below. He looks around and sees no one else is about and starts to unbutton his belt.
“It’s really not your day, is it?”
Mama is so Catholic, Swiss cheese wishes it was as holy as she is. Do you...
Why don't catholic kids lose their virginity in their 20's?
Because they lost it to a priest when they were 5
What does the Catholic Church and Worstjokesever.com have in common?
They're both full of child groomers.