I gave Caillou bleach, now he is paler than ever. >:)
Your sister is so ugly, she made Hello Kitty say goodbye.
Gumball: What's that? Is it a twig?
Banana Joe: No.
Darwin: Is it a leaf?
Banana Joe: No.
Gumball: What is it then?
Banana Joe: It's my BUTT!!!
If Bugs Bunny had Down Syndrome:
"Meeeehh, what's up, Downs?"
Why did piglet go to the bathroom?
To search for Poo.
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs?
A paintball.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Por que.
Por que who?
"That's all, folks," in the words of Por que Pig.
Why are smurfs blue?
Because they get bruises all the time.
Spongebob is yellow, and he can't drive.
Must be Asian.
