Cartoon character

Cartoon Character Jokes

Mickey Mouse

Mickey Mouse is speaking with a divorce attorney...

...and the attorney says, "I'm sorry Mickey, I've gone over all of Minnie's medical history and I find no evidence of mental illness."

To which Mickey replies, "I didn't say she's crazy! I said she's fucking Goofy!"

Dora

¡Hola, soy Dora!

Can you help me find the two fucks I'm supposed to give?!

Meat

Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.

They both routinely place meat in small buns.

Hairline

Bro, your hairline is still missing. Even Dora the Explorer can't discover it!

Hairline

"Ring Ring! Hi, I've been needing to call you. Your hairline has been found by Dora after 25 years!"

Hairline

Your eyebrows and hairline are so far apart that when Dora the Explorer went and found your hairline and was trying to find your eyebrows, the map couldn't even tell her.

Hairline

You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!