Cartoon character jokes
What's the difference between me and Spongebob?
Spongebob can actually get ripped.
Mickey Mouse is speaking with a divorce attorney...
...and the attorney says, "I'm sorry Mickey, I've gone over all of Minnie's medical history and I find no evidence of mental illness."
To which Mickey replies, "I didn't say she's crazy! I said she's fucking Goofy!"
¡Hola, soy Dora!
Can you help me find the two fucks I'm supposed to give?!
Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.
They both routinely place meat in small buns.
You're so ugly, you made Hello Kitty say bye!
You're so ugly, you made Hello Kitty say, "Goodbye."
Your forehead is so big you look like MegaMind.
Bruh, your forehead is so big even Megamind has some competition!
Bro, your hairline is still missing. Even Dora the Explorer can't discover it!
Yo momma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her.
"Ring Ring! Hi, I've been needing to call you. Your hairline has been found by Dora after 25 years!"
Your hairline is so far back, even Shaggy and Scooby ran away!
Yo hairline is so bad, it is worse than Vegeta's.
Yo mama's so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.
Your eyebrows and hairline are so far apart that when Dora the Explorer went and found your hairline and was trying to find your eyebrows, the map couldn't even tell her.
You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!
Yo hairline so ugly even Bob the Builder said he couldn't fix it.
Your mom is so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.
Yo mama so fat, even Dora couldn't explore her.
Don't be emo, be happy, Nemo!