Cartoon character jokes
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs?
A paintball.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Por que.
Por que who?
"That's all, folks," in the words of Por que Pig.
Why are smurfs blue?
Because they get bruises all the time.
Yo mama is so ugly Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix that!"
Spongebob is yellow, and he can't drive.
Must be Asian.