Cant jokes
Why can’t an orphan take medicine?
They need parental supervision.
Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, lol.
Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!
What's black and yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of orphans.
“I’m a woman trapped in a man’s body” = you’re a weak man who was blindly brainwashed into being a woke joke.
What did Nemo say to the emo?
"Be careful, you can't Nemo your way out of emo."
Why can't orphans go to spelling bees? Because they can't spell "home."
Why are orphans always at school?
'Cause they can't be homeschooled.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
Why can orphans not play baseball? They can't hit a home run.
What does this joke and half a deck of cards have in common?
You can't even deal with it!
Why can't orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't two Chinese make a white baby?
Because two Wongs don't make a white.
Why can't orphans have family size chip bags? Because they have no family to have them with.
Why can't an orphan have a website?
... No homepage.
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? Cus they always eat the bat.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Someone bullied a disabled person.
The disabled person said they can't stand it.
Why can't orphans become YouTubers?
They don't have electricity!
Why can’t orphans have sex?
Because they don’t have a daddy to run back to.