Cant jokes
Why can't orphans get a home run?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they have no home.
Why can't orphans play cricket? Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans have to be homeschooled?
Because they can't be home schooled.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: They don’t have a home to run back to.
What has legs but can't walk?
A veteran.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t an orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day? Because they have no parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is!
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: 'Cause they can’t get back to home.
Why can’t an orphan hit a home run? Because he doesn’t have a home.
Q: Why can't you run through a campground?
A: You can only ran, because it's past tents!
What's yellow and can't swim?
Georgie.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find his parents.
What does this joke and half a deck of cards have in common?
You can't even deal with it!
Grandma: calls You: Hello Grandma, what are you doing? Why, you can't mean I'm right in the house right now? Grandma: I didn't mean to call you, bye.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Everything is black, I can't see, can you?
Why can’t the disabled kid live on the corner?
Because he’s disabled.
Why can't orphans do it?
They have no one to call "daddy."