Cant jokes
Someone bullied a disabled person.
The disabled person said they can't stand it.
Why can't a girl with no legs play soccer? Because she's a girl.
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
There's a home button.
Why can you hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
What do Batman and a Black man have in common?
Answer: They can't go anywhere without Robin.
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Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized!
What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex?
Erectile dysfunction.
Why can't orphans play golf?
Because they can't find home.
What's yellow and can't swim? A school bus full of orphans.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
What's black and yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of orphans.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why can’t orphans go to a family restaurant?
Because there’s no family.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, lol.
Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!
Why can orphans not play baseball? They can't hit a home run.
Why can't orphans go to spelling bees? Because they can't spell "home."
Why are orphans always at school?
'Cause they can't be homeschooled.
What did Nemo say to the emo?
"Be careful, you can't Nemo your way out of emo."