Cant jokes
A man came running into a hospital saying, "Doctor, Doctor! I can't feel my legs!"
The doctor replied, "I know I amputated your arms!"
Funny thing is, dead women can't say no...
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the toilet? Because the “p” is silent.
Why don't rappers ever become chefs?
Because they can't stop droppin' the beet!
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
So I walked into my bathroom to clean some stuff, and no one ever told me you can't put phones in the bathtub!
Why don't butts get along?
Because they can't stand each other's cheek!
What do you call a rapper who can’t rap?
A wrapper with no FILLING.
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
Unemployed.
Would you steal 20 dollars from a stupid 6 year old kid with Down syndrome who can't talk and make ah ah ah noises, or get one dollar for saying the N word?
Why can’t the disabled kid live on the corner?
Because he’s disabled.
What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex?
Erectile dysfunction.
Why can't orphans play golf?
Because they can't find home.
Why can you hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
There's a home button.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized!
What's yellow and can't swim? A school bus full of orphans.
Q: Why can't you run through a campground?
A: You can only ran, because it's past tents!
Why can’t an orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day? Because they have no parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is!