Cant jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't see home.
My friend said not to look down on me. I said I can't because I'm shorter than her.
The best joke: you. O wait, I can't even say that because jokes have meaning.
Why can't Mexicans cross the border? They always sneak powder in.
Why can't you do a Math test in the zoo?
Because there are too many Cheetahs!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
The orphan can’t play soccer because he doesn’t know where home is, and his school is too dumb to learn.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
Stephen Hawking can pass any test, but there's one test he can't pass. It is the PACER test.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.
Why can't dwarfs go to space? Because NASA is not sending monkeys into space anymore.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know home base.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can you hit an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
Why can’t mental hospitals have Halloween?
Because the patients thought the pumpkins were them. I tried.
Why does the orphan can’t write a single word or sentence?
Because the orphan is dumber.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Anything they can't catch you.
Why can’t an orphan play GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
What do you call a dead polar bear?
Anything, they can't hear you!