Cant jokes
Why can't I be gay? I have nobody to call "daddy."
I've been looking for my parents for years.
For the life of me, I can't remember where I hid their bodies.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
It can’t find home.
What's the best way to tell your friend you hate them? Option 1: Kill them. Option 2: Walk away. Option 3: Kill each other.
Me: Why can't I just kms and leave them the pain?
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
They aren't wanted.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they didn’t have a home.
I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.
When orphans go to school, they can’t get parent pickup.
Why can’t orphans tell these jokes?
Because they're fun for the whole family to hear.
You can't YEE your last HAW!
But I put my BALLS in ur JAW.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
What do gay people call fighting? It can't be beef, so...
Carrots?
Why can't a Leicester fan pull girls? He can only do the fox trot.
Orphan: "I get all the A pluses and y'all bad!"
And then I told him: "If you feel so special, try telling your parents. You can't, can you?"
I can't walk, I can't talk, but I can drive a wheelchair.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can orphans never go on field trips?
Because they can’t get a parent signature.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home.