Cant jokes
Why can’t orphans tell these jokes?
Because they're fun for the whole family to hear.
I've been looking for my parents for years.
For the life of me, I can't remember where I hid their bodies.
You can't YEE your last HAW!
But I put my BALLS in ur JAW.
Why can't ghosts stay happy? Because they are too skeletal.
Why can orphans never go on field trips?
Because they can’t get a parent signature.
Bro how are my favorite rappers gonna make good music if they can’t pop PERKIES
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
I suck at baseball. I can’t find home plate. Oh wait...
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call them "daddy."
Why can't homeless people buy a house?
'Cause they live on the streets.
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi? Because they can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t go home.
Why can orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it to home plate.
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
They don't have anybody to sign the form.
After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer.
The woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why.
Teacher: Tim, where are your parents? It's been 15 minutes!
Tim (Orphan): Yeah um, they can't come.
Teacher: Why not?
Tim: They're too busy working in heaven.
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents aren't there to watch them!
"Parademics are so bad, yo mama can't stop!"
Why can’t orphans watch clean nice content? Because they are family friendly.