Cant jokes
Why can't homeless people buy a house?
'Cause they live on the streets.
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
Because they can't press the home button.
Why are you dumb? Because you can’t find LOLA.
Why can't an orphan play soccer on the home side of the field? They don't have a home!
Why does the orphan can’t write a single word or sentence?
Because the orphan is dumber.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Anything they can't catch you.
Why is the oldest iPhone an orphan?
It can't get the iPhone XI or XR. It doesn't have a home button.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
What did the acute triangle say to the obtuse triangle?
Nothing, triangles can't talk.
Why can't the Ctrl key cross the road? Because it is an 8-lane highway.
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find home.
Why can orphans only have iPhones 14s? Because they can't have a home button.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because they can't.
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!
I hate school. I mean, why can't you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone, including the teachers?! This generation is too soft, man.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
Stephen Hawking can pass any test, but there's one test he can't pass. It is the PACER test.