Cant jokes
John F. Kennedy: "Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't make it to home.
I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?
Why can't white people go to Blackpool? Cuz they're not black.
Orphan, why can’t I watch a PG movie?
Because they are Parental Guidance.
Nah! You're so poor, you can't afford free stuff!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why are so many people mean to orphans?
They can’t cry to their parents.
Boi, you can't be talking because if someone punched you in the face, you will be the one to apologize.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
Where can't orphans park?
Parent child.
Why can’t orphans live?
They don’t have parents.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call “daddy.”
What's the difference between a yellow line and a baby?
You can't run over a yellow line.
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
A speech impediment.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
I can’t wait for collage....
5 min later, ight I’m gonna go kill myself.
Why can't orphans buy chips?
Because they're family sized!
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because it can’t find home.
We all know Steven can’t post on here because he can’t pass the robot test.