Cant jokes
Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.
If you can’t touch your brain or see your brain, you don’t have a brain?
Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.
Why can't orphans be robbers?
Because they're not wanted.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What do blind people and an orphan have in common? Both can't see their parents.
Why can't America play Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why can't an orphan get a tattoo at a young age?
They don't have parent permission.
What's a bonus of being an orphan?
You can't get homework.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Both can't see their parents.
Kid 1: Words can't describe how ugly you are.
Kid 2: Words can describe how beautiful you are.
Kid 1: Aw, thanks!
Kid 2: But numbers can. 0/10
You're so ugly, even a Snapchat filter can't fix it.
Why can’t you tell JFK facts about Dallas?
Last time he was there, he got his mind blown.
Why can you bully an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
Nah! You're so poor, you can't afford free stuff!
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
What can you do if you can't bear sharing the same blood as your father who raped you?
Have a blood transfusion.
What's a similarity of an orphan and a deaf kid?
They both can't hear their parents.
Your wife dumped you because you are so poor and you are so ugly. You also live under a rock and have no money. You got dumped so hard you can't remember you got dumped.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have got no home to run to.