Cant jokes
Why can't an orphan use an Apple iPad?
Because it can't find the home button...
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they can't find home or return it.
The reason why orphans can't play baseball is because they can't find home.
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
Why can't an orphan get a vaccine?
They need parental permission.
Why can't orphans exit out of their games? They don't have a home button.
Why can't orphans have cereal? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
My friend just got hit by a car and is now in a wheelchair. He is getting bullied, but I don’t understand why he just can’t stand up for himself.
Why can't a little girl fly? She doesn't have the proper motivation.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
Because it has a silent “p.”
I'm doing something Stephen Hawking can't do... pressing "I'm not a robot."
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never hit a homerun.
Why can't you run through a campground?
Because it's "past tents!"
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: Because they can’t find home.
Quote of the day:
A bad attitude is like a flat tire. You can't go anywhere until you change it.
Chao!!!
Why can't an orphan be in a relationship?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans work at SC Johnson?
Because it’s a family company.
Why can’t an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because it was family size.