Cant jokes
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
I forgot you can't make depression jokes outside of Twitter, lmao. My coworker was like, "You ready for this year to be over?"
I was like, "I'm ready for this life to be over." He was like, "Bro, what?"
Why can't an orphan build a website? Because it won't have a homepage.
Your hairline is so [bad] Will Smith can't slap it back in place.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What do blind people and an orphan have in common? Both can't see their parents.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because he doesn’t know where home is.
Why can't blondes write comments on the jokes on this site?
Because they don't know what 2 X 4 is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball??
Because they can’t find their way to home plate.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
Why can't you run through a campground?
Because it's "past tents!"
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: Because they can’t find home.
A man walks into an enchanted forest and tries to cut down a talking tree.
“You can’t cut me down,” the tree exclaims, “I’m a talking tree!” The man responds, “You may be a talking tree, but you will have dialogue.”
Why can't orphans stand Darth Vader?
Because he's their father.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "Daddy~"
Why can't orphans buy chips?
Because they're family sized!
Why can't an orphan go to S. C. Johnson?
Because it's family owned.
Why can't an orphan get caught on the hub? They have no parents to catch them.
I'm doing something Stephen Hawking can't do... pressing "I'm not a robot."