Cant jokes
Q: Why can't orphans do homework? A: They don't have a home to do it at.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
My friend just got hit by a car and is now in a wheelchair. He is getting bullied, but I don’t understand why he just can’t stand up for himself.
The reason why orphans can't play baseball is because they can't find home.
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
I can't stand up when I laugh hard; neither can they.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans smoke?
They don't have parents ._.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they don’t have anybody to call “daddy.”
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Cause they don’t know where home is.
Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.
Why can’t orphans have milk?
Because their dad never came back.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why can’t an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because it was family size.
Why can't an orphan go to school?
They have no one to sign the parent signature.
Why can't orphans have a large bag of crisps?
Because it's family size! 😂
Why can’t the baby cross the road?
Walls.
Two blondes fell down a hole.
One said, "It's dark in here, isn't it?"
The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."
Why can't orphans eat Doritos? Because it's family size.