Cant jokes
Why can't an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because the chip was family size.
Why can't an orphan get a vaccine?
They need parental permission.
A man walks into an enchanted forest and tries to cut down a talking tree.
“You can’t cut me down,” the tree exclaims, “I’m a talking tree!” The man responds, “You may be a talking tree, but you will have dialogue.”
To the guy in a wheelchair who stole my camouflage coat: you can hide, but you can't run.
Name something an orphan can't do?
Go cry to their mommy.
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
I can't decide if I like rocking chairs or not.
I keep going back and forth on them.
Why can't orphans have cereal? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
I can't stand up when I laugh hard; neither can they.
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they can't find home or return it.
Why can't orphans exit out of their games? They don't have a home button.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Q: Why can't orphans do homework? A: They don't have a home to do it at.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
The reason why orphans can't play baseball is because they can't find home.
My friend just got hit by a car and is now in a wheelchair. He is getting bullied, but I don’t understand why he just can’t stand up for himself.
Two blondes fell down a hole.
One said, "It's dark in here, isn't it?"
The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."
Why can't orphans eat Doritos? Because it's family size.