Cant jokes
Why can't orphans have chips? Because it's family size.
Quote of the day:
A bad attitude is like a flat tire. You can't go anywhere until you change it.
Chao!!!
Why can't an orphan be in a relationship?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Guy: Hi, how was your day today?
Woman: Good!
Guy: *Well I can’t ask her out cause she’s pregnant*
Guy: How many months pregnant are you?
Woman: What to you mean?!?! Also, I’m not pregnant.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Cause they don’t know where home is.
Why can’t an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because it was family size.
Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.
Why can’t orphans have milk?
Because their dad never came back.
Why can't orphans have a large bag of crisps?
Because it's family size! 😂
Name something an orphan can't do?
Go cry to their mommy.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is. :)
My friend just got hit by a car and is now in a wheelchair. He is getting bullied, but I don’t understand why he just can’t stand up for himself.
Why can't an orphan use an Apple iPad?
Because it can't find the home button...
Why can't orphans exit out of their games? They don't have a home button.
To the guy in a wheelchair who stole my camouflage coat: you can hide, but you can't run.
Why can't an orphan get a vaccine?
They need parental permission.
I can't decide if I like rocking chairs or not.
I keep going back and forth on them.
Why can't orphans have cereal? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why can't an orphan have an iPad?
They can't find the home button.