Cant jokes
Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because there is nobody to call "daddy."
What's another place orphans can't work at besides SC Johnson?
The Home Depot.
Mirrors can’t talk; it’s sad that they can’t laugh at you!
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose 👃, but you can't pick your friends' noses 👃 👃 👃.
Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?
He thinks she should stand up for herself.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
Why can't orphans have a large bag of crisps?
Because it's family size! 😂
Why can’t orphans have milk?
Because their dad never came back.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find their way home.
Why can't orphans go to movies?
There PG-13 movies.
Why can't orphans steal bases?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't a homeless person win a baseball game?
They can't find home plate.
Why can't orphans go to a school field trip?
Because he needs the parent's signature.
An orphan went on a game show.
The host looked at him and said, "You can't play, this is Family Feud."
Why do orphans hate cricket?
Because they can't get a "homerun."
Why can't blondes write comments on the jokes on this site?
Because they don't know what 2 X 4 is.
Why can't your nose be twelve inches?
Because then it would be a foot.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because he doesn’t know where home is.
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home ;)
Orphan: Just two things I don’t have.