Cant jokes
You can’t say “dwarf” anymore; you have to say “little people”.
You can’t say “fat”; you have to say “plus size”.
You can’t say “retard”; you have to say “democrat”.
Why can't fat kids change a tire?
They would eat the donut.
Sippin' on promethazine With lean, I fell in love.
I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup.
The best part about Asian jokes is that the only people that can be offended can't see the jokes.
What do you call a wizard who can't secure a girl? Fumbledore.
I can't not believe you stupid fucks. This isn't funny. Just like a bunch of cunts not to believe there is nothing can't do.
BTW what do you call a manly woman's cunt? Nothing. Who gives a fuck?
Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican? Because they'll steal all the green cards.
What do you get when you cross a Chinese and an Indian man?
A car thief who can't drive.
Why can't Stephen Hawking win any arguments?
Because he can't stand up for himself.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find Homeplate.
Why is pounding your mom like playing video games?
Because once you start, you just can’t stop until you win!
Nothing is lost until Mom can't find it.
10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.
You can't convince me otherwise.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they can't call anyone their dad.
Why can't there be a gay disabled person?
Because a fruit can't be the same as a vegetable.
Lucifer's so broke he can't even afford air conditioning units.
Kids make a lot of plans for people who can't drive anywhere.
If a blind person can’t see, then do they sleep?
They’re the night watchers while people who see sleep.
What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly a clown into the tiny car.
There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?
Home Depot.