Cant jokes
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
I'm like a rubber because people hit me as I can't feel.
Father: "I don't trust you. You poured your seed in my daughter's belly."
Son: "But Paah, you can't fire me."
Father: "You're lucky you're my brother too, or I'd kill you."
Why doesn’t Joe Biden visit children with cancer in hospitals?
Because he can’t sniff their hair.
Why can't orphans play soccer?
They can't kick.
The CONSTITUTION is not optional.
Why can't orphans play poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
1: I wish my cancer could kill me quicker so I don't have to do this class anymore.
2: I'm dying, finally.
3: I'm sorry, I can't go to your party because I'm expected to be dead by then.
On a serious note, I might actually have cancer and I'm getting checks. I hope for the best :/
Why are half of the orphans blind? Because they can't find their parents.
The Titanic before the iceberg be like: "We can't go under it, we gotta go through it!"
Why can't I touch little old women, but nursing home nurses can?
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Suck dick.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and a cow?
You can't milk the same cow for 15 years.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Infinite because feminists can't solve problems.
Why can't Sally hit herself? Because she has no arms.
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar. The man orders a beer, one for him and one for the giraffe.
After they finish their drinks, the giraffe falls over, and the man gets his stuff and heads for the door.
The bartender says, "Stop! You can't leave that thing lying on the floor!"
The man says, "Mate, that's not a lion, it's a giraffe."
What's the difference between my wife and a battery? I can't use a battery when it dies.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why shouldn't orphans get a phone?
They would get stuck in an app because they can't find the home button.
What do you call a rapper who can’t rap?
A wrapper with no FILLING.
Why can't black people have nightmares? Cause we shot the last one that had a dream.