Cant jokes
Yep, if someone says to you, "I can't roast trash," say, "Well, some trash is used for recycling, and that is why you have a baby brother!"
Why can’t balls move? Because no one is there to voice them around.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why can't you say hi to a drug addict?
They'll say "yea."
What are two things that an orphan can’t have?
Two parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why can't orphans cross the street? Because they can't go home.
Me explaining to the school nurse that ice can't cure everything.
Nurse: hOW DaRe yOu OpPosE mE mORtAl!
Why can't orphans play rounders?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Guess why orphans can't play baseball? Because they don't know what home is.
What's the food orphans can't eat?
Family-sized ice cream.
I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...
Why can't orphans complete homework?
Because they have no home!
Yo mama so fat even Nationwide can't be on her side.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why can't orphans have a big bag of chips?
Because they're family sized!
A flock of swallows were migrating south as a jet flew past them.
"Why was that one flying so fast?" asked one. Another answers, "Can't you see his tail is burning?"
Why can orphans not get married?
They are dad can't walk them down the aisle!
Yo mama is so fat even Dora can't explore her.