Cant jokes
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause there's no home base...
Why can't orphanages play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and a cow?
You can't milk the same cow for 15 years.
What's the difference between sex and gender?
You can't have gender with your sister.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
He's got no home to run to.
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home.
Orphan: Oh, cool, something we have in common.
Yo hairline so bent even Bob the Builder can’t fix it!
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
They can't find the home button.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? 'Cause they can’t find home plate.
Why shouldn't orphans get a phone?
They would get stuck in an app because they can't find the home button.
What does a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
Why can't Asians have a white baby? Because two wongs don't make a white.
Why can't Chinese people have white babies? Because two wrongs don't make a white.
Trump built a wall that Mexicans can't get over it.
Why can't Chinese people play football? They will eat the bat.
You don't have to worry about running while boys are around. Even I can't see anything there.
I can't have my Oreos 😭 Why?
My dad still hasn't came back with that God damn milk.