Cant jokes
I've been looking for my parents for years. For the life of me, I can't remember where I buried them.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to, lmao.
Your life can't be a joke; a joke has meaning.
Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?
He won't deploy the parachute.
Why can't Orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can't orphans ever be criminals?
He is not wanted.
A dog walked into a tavern and said, "I can't see a thing. I'll open this one."
The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
A dog walked into a tavern and said, “I can’t see a thing. I’ll open this one.” The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
What type of bee can't fly...
Answer: Kobeee!
Q: Why can emos wear dog collars at school, but people can't wear hats? WTF school!
I can’t take credit for this joke; it’s not mine.
Remember that time Joe Biden fell off his bike? He said it’s not his fault. He blamed the tires for being too inflated.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t hit home runs.
"We can't go under... We can't go over... Oh no, we got to go through it!"
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why can't you say hi to a drug addict?
They'll say "yea."
Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!
Why can't an orphan be friends with Dom Toretto?
Dom doesn't have friends; he has "family."
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? Because they don’t get homesick.