Cant jokes
Yeah, so why can't a blind woman drive?
Exactly, cuz she's a woman.
Why does a blind man still have eyes?
So he can see that he can't see.
Why is the blind kid popular?
He can't see the middle fingers.
Why can’t Michael Jackson go more than 500 feet into a school?
Because he’s dead.
What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."
Why can't Oregon go to the doctor?
Because they need parents' signature.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
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Your hairline is so big even Dora the Explorer can't explore it!
Your hairline goes so far back even history can’t record it.
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
Your hairline is so far back that I can't even back out of my car.
Why can't orphans go on school field trips?
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Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
Why can't orphans make dad jokes? Because they don't have one.
My name is Bishal Khan and I can't walk.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.