Cant jokes
Why can't orphanages play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and a cow?
You can't milk the same cow for 15 years.
I saw your mother get into a white Ford Taurus on the corner of Milton and Halliburton, and you're still trying to tell me she ain't got no job cause she "can't get a ride to work?"
What type of comedy can't Steven Hawking do?
Stand-up comedy.
What type of bee can't make up his mind?
A maybe.
What do you call a Mexican who can’t find the bar?
Barlos.
Why can't I get a girlfriend?
Because I'm a beta male simp.
Why can't orphans play cricket?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't the orphan run past third base?
'Cause the orphan doesn't have a home to run to.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "Daddy."
Your life can't be a joke; a joke has meaning.
The department of touch yourself is coming to the UK near you. I hope Scotland gets freedom. I can't wait to leave England and live in Scotland.
My sister is so short she can't walk.
Why do orphans not buy a keyboard? Because they can’t use the home button.
Yep, if someone says to you, "I can't roast trash," say, "Well, some trash is used for recycling, and that is why you have a baby brother!"
Why can’t balls move? Because no one is there to voice them around.
Why can’t two Chinese ppl make a white baby? Bc two wongs don't make a white.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home base.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why can't you say hi to a drug addict?
They'll say "yea."