Cant jokes
My sister is so short she can't walk.
What type of bee can't make up his mind?
A maybe.
What's the food orphans can't eat?
Family-sized ice cream.
I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...
Question: Why does my teenage brother wear a cape to bed?
Answer: Because he can't sleep in his race car bed...
BRO I CANT-
Why can't orphans cross the street? Because they can't go home.
I can't believe what just happened. I was at the bowling alley having a great time with my girlfriend when suddenly a man took all of our bowling pins! I asked him why and he said he needed more tapins to keep his career relevant. I instantly realized it was Penaldo!
So sad that orphans can't watch Family Feud. 😔
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they can't find the home button.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why can’t two Chinese ppl make a white baby? Bc two wongs don't make a white.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home base.
Why can't people understand these jokes?
Why can't Oregon go to the doctor?
Because they need parents' signature.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
Parents' signature _______________________________
Your hairline goes so far back even history can’t record it.
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.