Cant jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
I find it difficult to count to ten in French: un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq, six, sept.
I can't say the next one because I have a "huit" allergy.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t get to home run!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
I can't come in, because I'm too high.
BRO I CANT-
The doe comes out of the woods, shakes herself, and says,
"I can't believe I did that for 2 bucks!"
A woman in labor suddenly shouted, "Shouldn't! Wouldn't! Couldn't! Didn't! Can't!"
"Don't worry," said the doc. "Those are just contractions."
Wow, I can't believe you'd take the time to read this!
Why can't antelopes get married?
Because they can't elope.
Why can’t orphans eat a big bag of chips?
They are family sized.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips? Because they need parent permission.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is...
Why can’t I drive? 'Cuz my dad never showed me how, yet.
Why do teenage girls hang out in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't even.
What's the difference between three cocks and a joke?
Your mom can't take a joke.
Katy Perry can't sing, can't dance, doesn't write music, is unbelievably ugly, and is unable to decipher maths or science. Really though, I didn't realize going down on a record executive would later lead her to be one of the people able to go to space.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?
He can’t walkie or talkie.
Why can’t you take an Asian guy golfing? Because you can’t drive. Every time he does, he tries to put a hole-in-one.
The tortoise can't go out to play, Or sell his house or rent it. For when he moves, his house moves too, And nothing can prevent it.
There's a new Viagra and prune juice diet that's out.
Unfortunately, you can't tell if you're coming or going.