Cant jokes
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't have a closet to come from.
When you can’t see your adopted joke pop up, it’s the same as asking your adopted friend where their parents are and never finding it.
10 Fun Facts.
1. You can't wash your eyes with soap. 2. You can't count your hair. 3. You can't breathe through your nose with your tongue out. 4. You just tried number 3. 5. When you did number 3, you realized it's possible, only you look like a dog. 6. You're smiling right now because you were fooled. 7. You skipped number 5. 8. You just checked to see if there is a number 5. 9. Share this with your friends to have some fun too :-)
How do Chinese people play in Spy?
They can't.
Why can't orphans go to school?
They don't have a home to go to.
This. Is. Sparta
What bee can't fly?
Koby.
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need a parent's signature.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
OK, I hear the chat since you can't email for whatever reason.
It's funny how Stephen Hawking sounds like Stephen walking or Stephen talking, but he can't do any of those things.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...
Trying to find a good parking spot is a lot like trying to find a girlfriend.
If you can’t find one, you stick it in the disabled spot and hope nobody finds out.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball??
They can’t hit a home run! 😂
Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.
Why can't you make jokes about catholic priests?
Because they blow up in your face.
Friend: Hi, orphan.
Orphan: Tell me a yo momma joke.
Friend: ummm
Orphan: Exactly, U can't.
Friend: Yo momma so disappointed she left!
Why can't bugs drive... because they don't have a LICE-ens...
BA-DUM CHHH!