Cant jokes
My cousin: “How’s the lemonade stand supposed to run when you’re at softball practice?!”
Me: “Lemonade stands can’t run, dufus.”
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why did Jesus die at the diving Olympics? Because he can't go through water.
Kids in wheelchairs can't stand up for themselves if there's a bully.
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it. Oh no, we'll have to go through it!"
Yeah, so why can't a blind woman drive?
Exactly, cuz she's a woman.
Why can't Oregon go to the doctor?
Because they need parents' signature.
Why can't people understand these jokes?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Why can't orphans make dad jokes? Because they don't have one.
Why does a blind man still have eyes?
So he can see that he can't see.
My name is Bishal Khan and I can't walk.
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
Why is the blind kid popular?
He can't see the middle fingers.
Why can't orphans score in baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home base.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
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