Cant jokes
My dad is so good at hiding, even the FBI can't find him.
I worry about him sometimes.
Why can’t a gay person walk a trail? Because a gay person can’t walk on a straight line.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
Because they take all the green cards.
Why can’t orphans eat breakfast? Because there is no parent to feed them.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? There is no home plate.
What do Batman and a Black man have in common?
Answer: They can't go anywhere without Robin.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home base is.
Why can’t two Chinese ppl make a white baby? Bc two wongs don't make a white.
Why do teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't even.
What has hands but can’t clap?
A thalidomide baby.
Why can't orphans score in baseball?
They can't find home.
What do you call an alligator that can't get hard? A reptile dysfunction.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home base to run to.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have someone to call daddy.
Why can’t Helen Keller drive?
It’s because she’s dead.
Happy birthday to you, you look like a ball, can’t fit in my jaws, I try to suck it.
Why can’t orphans use computers?
Because they don’t have a homepage.
Why can’t the blind man find love?
It’s called love at first sight.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of children.