Cant jokes
Men and women are not equal, speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable (sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell?
We're not sexist men; you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, men were created before women. Search it up in the Bible or online.
Can't have a smoke with my girl after sex, she's asthmatic.
Plus, she's too young to smoke.
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature: _________
Why are most dark jokes about orphans?
They can't complain to their parents.
Why can't an orphan go to school? He needs a parent admission form to get in.
In some places in the world, you can't get an abortion even after rape. That's so fucked up.
You serve your time, you get out, and you STILL have to pay child support. What a nightmare.
Oil is soooooooo soooooooo cute 😍 ☺ 💓 💕 💖 ✨ 😍
I can't help it. Images look crazy but oil is soooooo cute!
Why did Hitler go for handicap?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they can’t get their parents’ permission.
Why are so many people making fun of people with wheelchairs?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no daddy to call.
While undressing a woman, she told me she has AIDS. I told her she can't catch it twice, but she still kept screaming.
If you can't stand the heat, sit!
Why can’t Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school?
Because he’s dead.
Why can’t orphans go to a family restaurant?
Because there’s no family.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they eat the bat.
Why can't two Asians make a white kid?
Two wrongs don't make a white.
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
Q: What do you call an owner that can't take care of their cat? A: A impurrefect owner.