Cant jokes
Why can’t orphans use computers?
Because they don’t have a homepage.
Why can’t the blind man find love?
It’s called love at first sight.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of children.
Q: Why can't science be combined with religion?
A: 'Cause science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can’t defeat cancer!
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can't defeat cancer!
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
Because they can't call their parents.
Why can't orphans watch "The Simpsons"?
Because they don't know who's Homer.
Men and women are not equal, speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable (sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell?
We're not sexist men; you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, men were created before women. Search it up in the Bible or online.
Can't have a smoke with my girl after sex, she's asthmatic.
Plus, she's too young to smoke.
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature: _________
Why are most dark jokes about orphans?
They can't complain to their parents.
Why can't an orphan go to school? He needs a parent admission form to get in.
In some places in the world, you can't get an abortion even after rape. That's so fucked up.
You serve your time, you get out, and you STILL have to pay child support. What a nightmare.
Oil is soooooooo soooooooo cute 😍 ☺ 💓 💕 💖 ✨ 😍
I can't help it. Images look crazy but oil is soooooo cute!
Why did Hitler go for handicap?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they can’t get their parents’ permission.
Why are so many people making fun of people with wheelchairs?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.