Why can't I talk in the dark?
Because I'm anonymous.
Cant Jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it could not find home.
It hasn't been the same since Kobe died. I can't say "Kobe" anymore when going to shoot a shot. Now I have to say, "Kobe crash!"
Why can't an orphan have a website?
... No homepage.
Question: Why does my teenage brother wear a cape to bed?
Answer: Because he can't sleep in his race car bed...
Why can't orphans play soccer? Because they can't practice with their dad.
Why can't orphans have a girlfriend?
They have no one to call "daddy."
I can't with these, LMAOO!
Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.
Orphan: Let's play baseball!
Girl: No, you can't.
Orphan: Why?
Girl: Because you can't find home.
You: I want my mama.
Me: Soz, you can't even get one.
Alright, so I have a few orphan jokes. I'm gonna put them all in one message.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Parent signature: ______
New teacher: I used to be an orphan as a kid. Students: hahaha Teacher: Is anyone missing? Students: No one, just your parents.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They kept calling everyone "daddy."
Why do orphans have the iPhoneX? Because it has no home button.
Why can't gay people have hairlines? Because it's not straight.
"Brown bear, brown bear, what do you see?" I see a blind man looking at me.
"Blind man, blind man, what do you see?"
Oh sorry, I forgot you can't see.
Why can't orphans smoke?
They don't have parents ._.
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
They don't have anybody to sign the form.
Why can't homeless people buy a house?
'Cause they live on the streets.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call them "daddy."
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she is a girl.
