Cant jokes
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Also, what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Why did orphans eat ice cream cones?
Because they can't eat a family pack.
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they’ll steal all the green cards.
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they steal all the green cards!
What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?
They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.
Why can't an orphan ever be a criminal?
Because he isn't wanted.
Why can't an orphan watch T.V.?
Because it can't find the home button.
I can't believe this!
Pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.
Q: How do you know if an Asian broke into your house?
A: All your homework and the Rubik's cube you spent a year on and still can’t solve is solved. 🤓🤓🤓🤓
Why can’t orphans build anything?
Because they can’t go to Home Depot.
Why couldn't the horse give out a speech?
Option one: Horses can't speak at all.
Option two: His voice was a little *hoarse*.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re not wanted.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat!
Why can’t Indian women drive?
They’re too used to riding their camels.
Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he can't get 5 stars because he ain't wanted.
Can we have sex, because if we don't, I can't like you, big, thick booty!
So let's have sex in bed, you sexy woman, or behind a tree, because shoving my dick in your pussy is a very nice feeling while sucking your ass.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t have a home to run to.
Why can't orphans have a large bag of chips? Because they're family sized.