Cant jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t have a home to run to.
Why can't orphans have a large bag of chips? Because they're family sized.
Person: You can't kill an orphan!
Me: What are they going to do, go tell their parents?
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they're too busy stealing all the green cards.
Why is an orphan's least favorite day field trip day?
Because they can't get a parent's signature.
Why can't orphanages play baseball?
Because there's no home to go to.
Why can’t orphans get married in Alabama?
Because they don’t have a sister.
Why can you bully an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
Y'all, I'm suspended till Wednesday and can't do much cuz I'm on a tablet, not my computer. Tell autterpop I won't be on till Wednesday or after.
What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?
A nun with a javelin through her neck.
Why can't orphans play on a computer?
'Cause they have no motherboard.
So I told the officer, "I can't even walk when I'm sober."
Are you the voices I've been hearing?
Because I can't seem to get you out of my head. (Schizophrenic RIZZ)
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
People are pushing for a new black Lady Liberty coin. I can't wait to use black people as currency again.
Why shouldn't orphans get a phone?
They would get stuck in an app because they can't find the home button.
Expectation: "Brr, I’m cold!" "Here brother! I’ll give you my jacket, I don’t want you to be cold!"
Reality: "Brr, I’m cold!" "Well, damn bro, I can’t control the weather."
Why can’t you tell JFK facts about Dallas?
Last time he was there, he got his mind blown.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? 'Cause they can’t find home plate.
What school can’t orphans go to?
Home school.