Cant jokes
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re not wanted.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat!
Why can’t Indian women drive?
They’re too used to riding their camels.
Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he can't get 5 stars because he ain't wanted.
Can we have sex, because if we don't, I can't like you, big, thick booty!
So let's have sex in bed, you sexy woman, or behind a tree, because shoving my dick in your pussy is a very nice feeling while sucking your ass.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t have a home to run to.
Why can't orphans have a large bag of chips? Because they're family sized.
Person: You can't kill an orphan!
Me: What are they going to do, go tell their parents?
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they're too busy stealing all the green cards.
Why is an orphan's least favorite day field trip day?
Because they can't get a parent's signature.
Why can't orphanages play baseball?
Because there's no home to go to.
Why can’t orphans get married in Alabama?
Because they don’t have a sister.
Why can you bully an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
Y'all, I'm suspended till Wednesday and can't do much cuz I'm on a tablet, not my computer. Tell autterpop I won't be on till Wednesday or after.
What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?
A nun with a javelin through her neck.
Why can't orphans play on a computer?
'Cause they have no motherboard.
So I told the officer, "I can't even walk when I'm sober."
Are you the voices I've been hearing?
Because I can't seem to get you out of my head. (Schizophrenic RIZZ)
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home.