Cant jokes
Why can't orphans be criminals?
They aren't wanted...
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they can't find the home button.
Why can't orphans play games?
Parents signed.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have their parent's email.
Why can't orphans have chips? Because it's family size.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is! π€£
Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Because there is no family.
Some boy says 100000 digits of pi, and this other dude can't even remember the 1st one.
Why can't orphans cross the street? Because they can't go home.
Who says βwhite men can't jump?β They certainly did when the twin towers were falling.
Why can't I talk in the dark?
Because I'm anonymous.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it could not find home.
It hasn't been the same since Kobe died. I can't say "Kobe" anymore when going to shoot a shot. Now I have to say, "Kobe crash!"
Why can't an orphan have a website?
... No homepage.
Question: Why does my teenage brother wear a cape to bed?
Answer: Because he can't sleep in his race car bed...
Why can't orphans play soccer? Because they can't practice with their dad.
Why can't orphans have a girlfriend?
They have no one to call "daddy."
I can't with these, LMAOO!
Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.