Cant jokes
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home.
Why is "dark" spelled with a K and not a C?
Because you can't see in the dark.
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: They have no one to call "daddy."
There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?
Home Depot.
If I flip off an Asian person, he can't see it.
Why can't orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature.
What is the only part of a vegetable you can’t eat?
The wheelchair.
Why can’t USA and England play chess?
The USA has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.
Why can't Asians play baseball?
Because they ate all the bats!
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Also, what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Why did orphans eat ice cream cones?
Because they can't eat a family pack.
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they’ll steal all the green cards.
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they steal all the green cards!
What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?
They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.
Why can't an orphan ever be a criminal?
Because he isn't wanted.
Why can't an orphan watch T.V.?
Because it can't find the home button.
I can't believe this!
Pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.
Q: How do you know if an Asian broke into your house?
A: All your homework and the Rubik's cube you spent a year on and still can’t solve is solved. 🤓🤓🤓🤓
What superhero will orphans never understand?
Homelander.