Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!
Canning Jokes
How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.
Hey! This site has a home page, but I wonder if the orphans can see it.
BF: Babe, I have two questions.
GF: Ok, ask!
BF: Where have you been all my life?
GF: Aww, that's so sweet. And the second question?
BF: Can you please go back there?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
What's the worst thing you can say to a widow?
"I'm sorry, I just had to."
Why can orphans watch PG movies?
Because it's "Parental Guidance."
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It’s not like they can tell their parents.
*P.O.V orphan wanting to go on school trip/camp*
Teacher: “Can I have your parent's signature? It isn’t filled out.”
Orphan: “Um yeah.... That’s gonna be hard....”
Teacher: “Why?”
Orphan: “I just have to find them first....”
Why are Democrats represented by the donkey? Because some Democrats can be such an ass!
A kid had school today.
He was late every single day. He said in his mind, "I wish I can go to school again." What happened? It's obvious...... He died :)
Using pi, distract the fat kid next to you so you can copy his answers.
Do you have a halo, cause I can give you one.
With the sentence "Die in Hölle," you can buy shoes in Germany.
Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.
People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.
I can always tell if someone is lying just by looking at them.
I can also tell if they are standing.
I drove through a school zone and found out you can drag a speed bump 😬.
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before, what can I get you?" "Pop," goes the weasel.
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "Can I have a drink of H2O?" Then the second says, "Can I have a drink of H2O2?" and he dies.
