Canning jokes
What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!
Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other?
Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.
BF: Babe, I have two questions.
GF: Ok, ask!
BF: Where have you been all my life?
GF: Aww, that's so sweet. And the second question?
BF: Can you please go back there?
Hey! This site has a home page, but I wonder if the orphans can see it.
What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
Tic-tac-toe.
Memes
Babys Horenet's first word
What can a gay man not be, but a heterosexual female that is a whore can be if a heterosexual male gives her enough money? đź’¸
cock teaser
What can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.
It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.
Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It’s not like they can tell their parents.
What's the worst thing you can say to a widow?
"I'm sorry, I just had to."
*P.O.V orphan wanting to go on school trip/camp*
Teacher: “Can I have your parent's signature? It isn’t filled out.”
Orphan: “Um yeah.... That’s gonna be hard....”
Teacher: “Why?”
Orphan: “I just have to find them first....”
Why can orphans watch PG movies?
Because it's "Parental Guidance."
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
A kid had school today.
He was late every single day. He said in his mind, "I wish I can go to school again." What happened? It's obvious...... He died :)
Why are Democrats represented by the donkey? Because some Democrats can be such an ass!
Using pi, distract the fat kid next to you so you can copy his answers.
Do you have a halo, cause I can give you one.
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "Can I have a drink of H2O?" Then the second says, "Can I have a drink of H2O2?" and he dies.