Canning jokes
What's the worst thing you can say to a widow?
"I'm sorry, I just had to."
*P.O.V orphan wanting to go on school trip/camp*
Teacher: “Can I have your parent's signature? It isn’t filled out.”
Orphan: “Um yeah.... That’s gonna be hard....”
Teacher: “Why?”
Orphan: “I just have to find them first....”
Why can orphans watch PG movies?
Because it's "Parental Guidance."
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Memes
If a furry looks like an animal, sounds like animal, and acts like an animal, can I run over it with my car like an animal?
Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!
BF: Babe, I have two questions.
GF: Ok, ask!
BF: Where have you been all my life?
GF: Aww, that's so sweet. And the second question?
BF: Can you please go back there?
Hey! This site has a home page, but I wonder if the orphans can see it.
What can a gay man not be, but a heterosexual female that is a whore can be if a heterosexual male gives her enough money? 💸
cock teaser
What can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
Tic-tac-toe.
What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!
A kid had school today.
He was late every single day. He said in his mind, "I wish I can go to school again." What happened? It's obvious...... He died :)
Do you have a halo, cause I can give you one.
Why are Democrats represented by the donkey? Because some Democrats can be such an ass!
Using pi, distract the fat kid next to you so you can copy his answers.
I'll never forget my dad's last words before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, look how far I can kick this bucket!"
What’s the difference between a Black dad and a Pizza?
One can feed a family.
I had sex with a disabled girl. You can say I handiclapped those cheeks.