Canning jokes

I have a fish that can breakdance, but only for 20 seconds and only once.

There are perks to bringing an emo to the grocery store; you can get coupons by scanning their wrist.

Why do orphans like robbing banks?

So they can be wanted.

One like and whatever you say in the comments I'll do, but one rule: it can only be 2-4 hours in or out of Gloucestershire and South Gloucestershire.

Wanna know who can jump the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.

Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.

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Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.

Hey, can you tell that a blonde likes you? She only gives you two nights in a row.

How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball?

Every night he turns into a Golbat.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well, it depends how hard you can throw.

Why can orphans get away from the FBI?

Because they don't have a house.

Your mama's so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, you can see Micah.

A burger walks into a bar and says, "Hi sir, can I have a glass of water?"

And the waiter says, "I'm sorry sir, we don't serve food here."

What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can't hear an enzyme, but you can hear a hormone.

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Why do orphans become criminals?

So they can become wanted for once.

Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing!

You can say he is not your type until you realize your type is not typing.

Guys, depression cannot be turned into a joke.

Can we go back to 2001?

I bet it was more fun back then.