Canning jokes
What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme, but you can hear a hormone.
Finish the lyrics: Can I put my...
Why do orphans become criminals?
So they can become wanted for once.
Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing!
You can say he is not your type until you realize your type is not typing.
Memes
As a Samoan i caann confirm that were only have a couple sides of us mad funny angry and dedicated
Guys, depression cannot be turned into a joke.
Can we go back to 2001?
I bet it was more fun back then.
Your forehead is so big you can land a jumbo jet on it.
The only thing they can see are their chopsticks.
Why can you hit orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?
A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.
People have been telling me that you can get things for free now.
The other day I saw a sign saying "FREE PALESTINE."
Can a person in a wheelchair stand up for themselves?
Why can the orphan only buy 1 ice cream cone?
He can't afford a family pack.
A few men have curved penises, but they can fix that problem by straightening it out.
A pecan is motivated because pe-can do anything.
I am in trouble. My mum asked me to get six cans of Sprite.
But I got seven Up.
Your forehead is so big you can headbutt my face and chest at the same time.
B: Can you please stop roasting me?
A: At least the "roasting" that I did to you didn't burn you to death.
Terrorist: We can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.