Canning jokes

The only thing they can see are their chopsticks.

Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing!

You can say he is not your type until you realize your type is not typing.

Guys, depression cannot be turned into a joke.

Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.

Can a person in a wheelchair stand up for themselves?

Finish the lyrics: Can I put my...

Why can the orphan only buy 1 ice cream cone?

He can't afford a family pack.

A few men have curved penises, but they can fix that problem by straightening it out.

Elderly man: Can I get a discount, please? I fought in World War 2.

Cashier: Sure!

Elderly man: Danke.

Your forehead is so big that you can see the whole world before you do!

What is the only reason you can hit an orphan and get away with it?

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Can we go back to 2001?

I bet it was more fun back then.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well, it depends how hard you can throw.

A burger walks into a bar and says, "Hi sir, can I have a glass of water?"

And the waiter says, "I'm sorry sir, we don't serve food here."

Soldiers, there is one thing you can be sure of: You will be at home with your families, in a jar on the mantelpiece.

I'm so confused. Who is Gwen? The only Gwen I can think of is the one from Spiderman. 😂

Hey, can you tell that a blonde likes you? She only gives you two nights in a row.

How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball?

Every night he turns into a Golbat.

Can [I] ask your sister how you are going for Christmas? And [to clarify,] I have internet.