Canning jokes
Guys, depression cannot be turned into a joke.
Why can you hit orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?
A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.
Can a person in a wheelchair stand up for themselves?
Can we go back to 2001?
I bet it was more fun back then.
Memes
Aren't paraplegics just plegics who can fly?
Your forehead is so big that you can see the whole world before you do!
What is the only reason you can hit an orphan and get away with it?
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do emos have friends?
So they can hang with each other.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well, it depends how hard you can throw.
Why can't I touch little old women, but nursing home nurses can?
Why are orphans lucky?
Because they can get in trouble and nobody can tell their parents.
I am in trouble. My mum asked me to get six cans of Sprite.
But I got seven Up.
Your forehead is so big you can headbutt my face and chest at the same time.
What type of horse can jump higher than a house?
All houses can't jump.
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
Why does an orphan like church so much? So he can call someone "father."
Why does the orphan like nature? He can call someone "mother."
Why aren't blind people in Brazil?
Because they can only read Braille. 🇧🇷 🙄
B: Can you please stop roasting me?
A: At least the "roasting" that I did to you didn't burn you to death.