Canning jokes

What's the most fun a monk can have?

Nun.

Hey, I know this is a classic joke but I found it pretty funny!

"My name is 4, four like the number," my friend said. "What, was 1 2 3 taken?"

I can even with it but I was bored and decided to share this.

Why can't orphans never run all the bases in baseball? Because they can never make it home.

You can understand depression if you are still in school and get bullied by bullies, punished by teachers, and scolded by parents for being that quiet kid who says nothing.

I am reading a horror book in braille.

Something bad is going to happen. I CAN FEEL IT!

“Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?”

No sun.

Science can fly you to the moon, but religion flies you into skyscrapers.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Hey guys, wish me luck on my game Al-Nassr vs. Raed Al-Raed. I have 604 million followers on Instagram, but we are not gonna be able to beat that. Can we get to 69 followers, please and thankyou?

A man wakes from a coma. His wife changes out of her black clothes and, irritated, remarks, “I really cannot depend on you in anything, can I!”

Is that a mirror in your pants? Cause I can see myself inside them.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before kicking the bucket: "Hey, wanna see how far I can kick this bucket?"

So today I heard a friend say she had a stalker. I can confirm I've never seen a stalker following her.

Can emos eat a happy meal, or is it a depressed meal?

Your teeth are so spread out my mom can drive her car through the gap in your teeth.

Why do Emos love Christmas? So they can pretend they're ornaments and hang themselves on trees. Hope you liked it, happy holidays!

Life is like a film; it goes on, but you can cut at any time.

Roses are not always red, Violets are violet, not blue. Irises are never red, Petunias can be kinda blue.

What does this tell us 'cept you can't trust a poet to tell the truth.

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

So they can get in the cast!

DO Not Touch - the worst thing you can read in Braille.