Canning jokes

If we can't see air, can fish see water?

Can I watch you?

Yes, you can watch me your watch.

No, I mean can I WATCH you?

I don't get it. 😑 *facepalm*.

OOOOOOH YOU MEAN WATCH WITH YOUR EYES! YES!

Why did Zayn Malik get his girlfriend to convert to Islam? So she can declare GiGIHADid.

Why do orphans play baseball?

So they can touch home.

"Can we do 69?"

"How about 9/11 because we're going to crash tonight?"

(True story)

One day Sally's mom said, "I can just eat you up!" And Sally says, "No, you can't!" Then the mom asks why and Sally says, "Because I'm a beaner, and we don't taste good."

A bullet is like an arrow.

Nothing can stop it from going through your head.

What show can the orphan relate to... Full House.

How can you tell when a female became a rape victim? She crossed herself out, hanging by with a Carlton dry.

Why can orphans get away with being bad at school? Because when the teacher says, "I want to have a parent/teacher conference," they just go about their day.

100% of blind people in Africa can't see. Together, we can stop this.

Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana. BORNANA.

Eating pork rinds, sword fightin' in pajamas at the crib playin' Fortnite with your grandma.

It looks like Will Smith slapped your hairline so hard that the dinosaurs can see it now.

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Dear prince,

Gwen is dating Aiden! I can tell by the emojis! She does not like you or the way you talk to her, not one bit!

P.S. She is and will always be dating Aiden! Leave a comment.

Me: MOM, I'm tired.

Mom: Take a nap.

Me: No, I can't sleep if Dad isn't here.

Mom: *hangs picture of dad on her room wall* Well, now you can.

Son: Dad, can I get a girlfriend?

Dad: Son, no, you are only 10, so no.

Son: Dad, I'm leaving to get a girlfriend.

Dad: Son, nooo, you are not my son!

Son: What did you say? *Son slaps the dad.*

Dad: Good, son, goodbye, get out of my home.

Son: Good, you can go move to a new home.

What is the difference between a human and a tree?

A tree cannot walk, and a human can walk.

What time is it when you get home and you can walk, walk? Eeeeeew!

What time is it when you get home, and you can walk, walk home and walk, walk home from?