Canning jokes

Why do orphans play tennis?

So they can be loved.

EVERYONE:

"My boyfriend, Danny, broke up with me. Can some hot guy come, so I can interview them and see if they wanna date me?"

Why did the orphan drop the soap in prison? So he can have a prison daddy.

You're so ugly Bob the Builder cat can fix you.

Me: I broke me bum.

Dad: Oh, that is bad. I will get some Pooh in the toilet so I can heal your bum.

Gwen can talk, please?

An orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says, "Dude, I gotta teach you." The orphan goes, "Why? I got all your moves down." The baseball player goes, "But kid, you can never find home, though."

Everyone, Alya is okay!!!!!!!!!! She got up, she can walk, and she can talk regular!!!!

Gwen: Prince, they told me you'd be crying back. What do you want?

Prince: Nothing...BUT CAN WE GET BACK TOGETHER!?!??

Gwen: Sorry...BUT...I have a life to live now. I'm logging off this site and going to watch some TV. I'll be back in 1 hour, but we are done...DONE...DONE.

Can I make you a basketball cake for dessert?

Yeah, you sure can, but don't be having all your balls in it. It will taste nasty.

Why can an orphan go to a store to buy something and what can come back home?

Because they don't have a home.

What's the difference between PMS and a terrorist?

You can negotiate with the terrorist.

Y'know what's really sad?

Why break the fourth wall when you can turn the third wheel?

What is a car that runs and can't?

"I need help, George Sink," said Jimmy.

"What is it?" said George Sink.

"Can you wash my dishes?" said Jimmy.

We were talking about ancient ruins last week, so I said they can ruin your day!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, How many bananas can I fit, Maybe two?

What's the difference between Batman and Robin?

Batman can go to the store without robbin'.

Friend texting fat boy: I know you're on the group chat. I can see you looking at my texts.

Me: I can only see fat.

Have you heard about my new can crushing job?

It's soda-pressing.