How can you tell it's a gay barbecue?
'Cause all the hot dogs taste like shit.
Person: So, Jimmy, what do you do all day?
Jimmy Savile: Anyone who I can do.
I can make a living with the "Treat Yo self" budget.
Yet I can’t use the "Help yo self" budget.
You're so skinny, you can barely fit through a door crack.
Your mama is so stupid she stayed up all night so she can get some sleep.
How do you make a trash can leak?
Hit it with an axe until it becomes part of the cosmos!
What’s one food orphans can eat
Homemade
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? They can see their parents
Why is the fanny flat because so it can flop about
When the guy came in with a gun to rob the store, I said: "Hey, can I borrow that?"
He says "yes." Me, over here, walking to the cashier and saying: "Goodbye!" He screams: "Have mercy!"
I say: "No, not to you, to me. Say goodbye." He says: "No, don't shoot yourself!" It was too late.
My pits are hairy, but my I can carry.
What do you call a disabled person that can walk?
Enabled.
Why do I love a block? Because I can fall off the stairs.
Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?
So they can be connected.
Your mom is so fat nobody can compare her to anything.
Wow, paint can, you have such a colorful personality!
What kind of nuts come in cans?
Creamed a-corn.
If anyone can see Alya KUHL please tell me! I love and miss her...
Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.
A blind woman told her husband someone is coming. He asks how do you know, you can't see. She replies, "I can taste it."
