Canning jokes
Why crack your fingers when you can finger your crack?
How many thumbs down can this joke get?
Joke: Runescape, mustard, tits, Pamela Anderson.
What's the difference between Arsenal and West Ham?
Arsenal can win trophies and win games.
I'm really bored. Can someone talk with me? None of my friends are responding to me :(
What is the difference between a human and a magic house!?
A magic house 🏡 can fly, and a human can walk.
Memes
omg im sobbing so hard, saddest yt comment ever bro, challenge, find a sadder one
I'll pat your breasts, pat your breasts, cos I'm a baker's man, and you better bring me an orgasm as fast as you can. I'll pat you, and prick you, and mark you with my "D", And then throw you in the fire cos you're now worthless to me!
From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free.
My name shows it all if you can't see, IDC AT ALL, you can ban me.
But let me tell you one thing, Without God, Isr-el is nothing.
So let me say it again, one last time, Free Free Palestine!
Question: What is the BIG ADVANTAGE to going out on a date with a "Homeless Chic"?
Answer: After the date, you can "Drop Her Off" ANYWHERE!
"GWEN, can you help me? There's some person messing with me. There name is JADSA, something like that. Look for a joke named Jayden."
What is it that a 🤔 😳 👀 😕 physicality handicapped ♿ male prostitute can do on his own very well without getting any help from his male friends that are gay like himself?
Perform fellatio on a 👨 👨 👬 gay man.
Me: Can I borrow your CD?
Friend: What CD?
Me: See deez nuts in your mouth.
What is a redneck virgin?
A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers.
So guys, I have a friend who is named Sarah, and I was riding bikes with her the other day, and she told me she is gay. I totally support her. I love that she is open about it and not scared to tell people about it. I hope you guys can support her too! I love you all! :)))
Why do farts smell?
So deaf people can enjoy them as well.
What do orphans go to church for?
So they can call someone "father."
So, I went up to an Australian girl. She looked like she was 20, and I said, "Can I have your phone number, sweetheart?" She said, "696969." I said, "Oh, haha, okay." A few days later, her mother called me and said she's 15.
I spit on an orphan. What is he going to do? Tell his parents?
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can never find home.
People named Aaron are annoying. Why have two A’s when you can have none? (Ron)
Friend 1: How can the skeleton tell it was going to rain?
Me: He could feel it in his bones.
Friend 1: No, he read the forecast, you fucking idiot!
Heheh ;3
What time is it when you get home, can walk walk home and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home? Was your dinner night and dinner night?