Period: Guess who’s back... back again...
Me: Ugh, can we not do this today?
Period: I can come back in 9 months?
Me: Keep fucking singing.
What do you get when skeletons are dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
What can you build with people? A boat!
Hey, Tanya, can I Tanya ass?
Does anyone know where I can get that picture that went around the internet of Steven Hawking looking at the stairway to Heaven and saying “Oh Fu-k”?
Teacher: Ok kids, time to go home.
The orphan: What is home?
Teacher: Here, I have somewhere for you.
*puts in trash can*
So, three guys are walking carefully into a bar.
The bartender said, "What can I get you, gentlemen?"
Hey Gwen, next time you're online can you go to "son jokes".
I commented back to you and portory.
The waiter comes and asks you for the check. Instead I give him a 20 dollar bill and say, "Boy, you can keep it!"
How can you make an Otter Pop become funny?
Take your shotgun and make an otter go "pop!"
You can pick your friends and you can pick your 🤥 nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃.
Does it 🚲 🚲 🚲 cycle now?
You know somebody has a fat ass when someone is standing between you and them, and all you can focus on is that trunk.
🥫Wewo wewo, stop right now or we will be forced to stop your self.
No, not like you can ketchup!
Do you think I can shoot a basketball?
I make it dip like water.
My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets!"
Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can.
Man: *behind the women* She's so ugly!
Woman: My back is not a voicemail, unless you're a coward and can only say it behind my back to my face.
Can anyone play me in a no limits femdom RP on Kik?
Can you guys check out my joke, please?
What can you do if you have a rotten piece of candy?
