What’s one food orphans can eat?
Homemade.
Canning Jokes
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
Why is the fanny flat? Because so it can flop about.
OnlyFans, but it’s me smacking your baby daddies with Twisted Tea.
Only Cans.
After standing in line staring at McDonald's menu for 17 minutes,
Me: "Okay, I'm ready. Can you help me not be sad all the time?"
"Brian, can I see that paper for a sec?"
I'm going to start taking confetti with me to therapy so when my therapist asks me, "How are you?" I can say "sad" and toss the confetti everywhere. It'll be like a real-life iMessage!
Your mom is so fat nobody can compare her to anything.
Can anyone play me in a no limits femdom RP on Kik?
You know somebody has a fat ass when someone is standing between you and them, and all you can focus on is that trunk.
Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can.
Hey Abygail ;) can we talk? I just wanna say that you prob are sexy :)
Can you guys check out my joke, please?
Prince, can we please chat?
Do you think I can shoot a basketball?
I make it dip like water.
My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets."
Man: *behind the women* She's so ugly!
Woman: My back is not a voicemail, unless you're a coward and can only say it behind my back to my face.
Why did the orphan finally go to church? So they could call someone "father."
You can pick your friends and you can pick your 🤥 nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃.
Does it 🚲 🚲 🚲 cycle now?
How can you make an Otter Pop become funny?
Take your shotgun and make an otter go "pop!"
