Canning jokes

What's one thing that you can say about a train, but not your girlfriend?

So, three guys are walking carefully into a bar.

The bartender said, "What can I get you, gentlemen?"

Your mama is so stupid she stayed up all night so she can get some sleep.

How do you make a trash can leak?

Hit it with an axe until it becomes part of the cosmos!

You're so skinny, you can barely fit through a door crack.

What can orphans not do in school?

Why do orphans like baseball so they can know what a real home is?

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

Me: Can you give me some drumsticks to eat?

Brother: Why though?

Me: So I can just drum up an appetite.

Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can.

Hey Abygail ;) can we talk? I just wanna say that you prob are sexy :)

Can anyone play me in a no limits femdom RP on Kik?

You can pick your friends and you can pick your 🤥 nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃.

Does it 🚲 🚲 🚲 cycle now?

How can you make an Otter Pop become funny?

Take your shotgun and make an otter go "pop!"

You know somebody has a fat ass when someone is standing between you and them, and all you can focus on is that trunk.

🥫Wewo wewo, stop right now or we will be forced to stop your self.

No, not like you can ketchup!

Do you think I can shoot a basketball?

I make it dip like water.

My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets!"

What can you do if you have a rotten piece of candy?

Man: *behind the women* She's so ugly!

Woman: My back is not a voicemail, unless you're a coward and can only say it behind my back to my face.