Canning Jokes

Question: What is the BIG ADVANTAGE to going out on a date with a "Homeless Chic"?

Answer: After the date, you can "Drop Her Off" ANYWHERE!

What is it that a 🤔 😳 👀 😕 physicality handicapped ♿ male prostitute can do on his own very well without getting any help from his male friends that are gay like himself?

Perform fellatio on a 👨 👨 👬 gay man.

What do orphans go to church for?

So they can call someone "father."

What is a redneck virgin?

A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers.

I spit on an orphan. What is he going to do? Tell his parents?

Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can never find home.

like if u can relate

The image shows a common meme format with a top line of text that says "Wheels on a shopping cart be like". Below that are four panels. The left three panels show a cartoon number nine with sunglasses and a drink. The right panel shows a cartoon number eleven.

"GWEN, can you help me? There's some person messing with me. There name is JADSA, something like that. Look for a joke named Jayden."

Why do farts smell?

So deaf people can enjoy them as well.

Me: Can I borrow your CD?

Friend: What CD?

Me: See deez nuts in your mouth.

So guys, I have a friend who is named Sarah, and I was riding bikes with her the other day, and she told me she is gay. I totally support her. I love that she is open about it and not scared to tell people about it. I hope you guys can support her too! I love you all! :)))

People named Aaron are annoying. Why have two A’s when you can have none? (Ron)

So, I went up to an Australian girl. She looked like she was 20, and I said, "Can I have your phone number, sweetheart?" She said, "696969." I said, "Oh, haha, okay." A few days later, her mother called me and said she's 15.