What place can you find a cow ~ Mc’Donalds (Eieio)
I would tell a joke about my abusive dad but I can only think of the punchline.
What time is it when you get home can you walk walk home and walk walk home to get a car 🚘 I love 💕 you’re the night
what's one thing that you can say about a train, but not your girlfriend?
why are orphans not that good at baseball? they can never hit a homerun.
Hey Abygail ;) can we talk? I just wanna say that you prob are sexy :)
"Can I throw you away? You look like my trash can. Oh, wait, you *are* my trash can."
Why can play baseball cause they dont where home is
Once in 4th grade, right now, I told a random tree, "Hey, my day is bad right now, can we hang later?"
The tree said: "Yeah, we are going to be hanging every day :) !!! If you can last :)"
What can orphans not do in school
why do orphans like baseball so then they can know what a real home is
"Brian, can I see that paper for a sec?"
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
OnlyFans, but it’s me smacking your baby daddies with Twisted Tea.
Only Cans.
After standing in line staring at McDonald's menu for 17 minutes,
Me: "Okay, I'm ready. Can you help me not be sad all the time?"
I'm going to start taking confetti with me to therapy so when my therapist asks me, "How are you?" I can say "sad" and toss the confetti everywhere. It'll be like a real-life iMessage!
Why do cannibals love sex? They can make their own food.
People go to places to see Harry Potter live, but you can just go to the abortion place and see something disappear.
When you don't wear earrings for a long time, the hole can close, and it hurts so much when you want to put it back. 🙄🙄 😁😁😁🤣
I'm bored so can y'all ask me some questions and I have to answer them?
