wat do orphans go to church so they can call some won father.
"GWEN, can you help me? There's some person messing with me. There name is JADSA, something like that. Look for a joke named Jayden."
Friend 1: How can the skeleton tell it was going to rain?
Me: He could feel it in his bones.
Friend 1: No, he read the forecast, you fucking idiot!
Heheh ;3
What's the difference between dark humor and normal humor?
Normal humor is ten babies and one trash can.
Dark humor is one baby and ten trash cans.
Scroll down for explanation.
Ten babies in one trash can; one baby in ten means that the baby was chopped up.
People named Aaron are annoying. Why have two A’s when you can have none? (Ron)
So, I went up to an Australian girl. She looked like she was 20, and I said, "Can I have your phone number, sweetheart?" She said, "696969." I said, "Oh, haha, okay." A few days later, her mother called me and said she's 15.
What is it that a 🤔 😳 👀 😕 physicality handicapped ♿ male prostitute can do on his own very well without getting any help from his male friends that are gay like himself?
Perform fellatio on a 👨 👨 👬 gay man.
What is a redneck virgin?
A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers.
Question: What is the BIG ADVANTAGE to going out on a date with a "Homeless Chic"?
Answer: After the date, you can "Drop Her Off" ANYWHERE!
What do you call a banana that can dance?
CHUPAPIMUNYANYO BUISNESS [sic]
Me: Can I borrow your CD?
Friend: What CD?
Me: See deez nuts in your mouth.
So guys, I have a friend who is named Sarah, and I was riding bikes with her the other day, and she told me she is gay. I totally support her. I love that she is open about it and not scared to tell people about it. I hope you guys can support her too! I love you all! :)))
Why do farts smell?
So deaf people can enjoy them as well.
What do you call a Flying Pilot? Because he can go pee on the plane!
I can't handle these puns...
But I can HAND you some puns!
Budum tiss!
My friend ask me if bees can fly in the rainn i replied not with out thier yellow jackets
Why did the orphan finally go to church? so they can call someone father.
Prince can we please chat?
Why is something orphans can never say? Let’s go home
I need to call candy whats candy can bofe if thies balls fit in your mouf
