Canning jokes

Why does an orphan go to church?

So they can call someone "father."

Why have sex when you can perv on your neighbor's grandma!

Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana.

BORNANA

Eibar-Man! Eibar-Man! Does whatever a ghost can.

Scores a tapin With Xaviesta’s assistance. Misses a pen From close distance.

Lookout! Here comes the Eibar-man!

Orphans can be gay, no problem, because they have no one to disown them.

Why can orphans have a phone? Because they can find the home button.

How do you know an abo robbed your house?

The bins (trash cans) are empty and the dog is pregnant.

Even your mother can never fix your hairline, just God.

Why are orphans bad at baseball?

They can't find home base.

"Can we do 69?"

"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"

Hello. What can I get you? A knife, mustard, Marella, gorilla?

I may not be the brightest candle on the cake, but you can still blow me.

There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.

Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.

So, a guy and his brother were walking in the woods, and his brother said, "It's getting dark out here, can we go home?"

The man said, "I know, think how I will feel walking home tonight!"

Everyone, Alya is okay!!!!!!!!!! She got up, she can walk, and she can talk regular!!!!

Gwen: Prince, they told me you'd be crying back. What do you want?

Prince: Nothing...BUT CAN WE GET BACK TOGETHER!?!??

Gwen: Sorry...BUT...I have a life to live now. I'm logging off this site and going to watch some TV. I'll be back in 1 hour, but we are done...DONE...DONE.

I just want to say good morning to Gwen and everyone on this site. Have a nice day.

What if it's okay if someone can see my blue jokes, hello, bully, love, crazy, and Ariana jokes? Thanks!

An orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says, "Dude, I gotta teach you." The orphan goes, "Why? I got all your moves down." The baseball player goes, "But kid, you can never find home, though."

Gwen can talk, please?

Me: I broke me bum.

Dad: Oh, that is bad. I will get some Pooh in the toilet so I can heal your bum.