Canning jokes
What's the difference between PMS and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with the terrorist.
Boss: Can I do a reference check?
Me: I don’t have a...
*sensei appears*
Me: oh no
Sensei: He was a good student, but he lacked kizma.
Boss: What's kiz...
Sensei:😈
Me: Oh no, here we go.
Sensei: Kizma AS-
Why do people consume "Laxatives"?
Answer: So that they can take a "Shit", STUPID!
Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.
Name 1 way to decrease overpopulation:
Get rid of all the suicide prevention lines so the suicidal people can kill themselves.
Memes
How can a pimp save money in buying condoms for his stable?
Answer: Have his hoes wash and rinse them after every use.
What the can say to the tomato?
Tomato tomato potato potato find twelve recipe for the both 👍🏾
I put on ingredient sticker read for tasting good.
SMG4 Mario be like in Ohio: I don’t wanna do this...
Candice everyone: Candice?
Mario: CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH!
Me: Can I have your chair? 💺 You: Why? Me: For charity.
If being sexy was a crime, you can call me......... a law-abiding citizen.
Can someone be my daddy?
Me: I broke me bum.
Dad: Oh, that is bad. I will get some Pooh in the toilet so I can heal your bum.
So, a guy and his brother were walking in the woods, and his brother said, "It's getting dark out here, can we go home?"
The man said, "I know, think how I will feel walking home tonight!"
Why did the orphan drop the soap in prison? So he can have a prison daddy.
I just want to say good morning to Gwen and everyone on this site. Have a nice day.
What if it's okay if someone can see my blue jokes, hello, bully, love, crazy, and Ariana jokes? Thanks!
Gwen can talk, please?
Everyone, Alya is okay!!!!!!!!!! She got up, she can walk, and she can talk regular!!!!
Gwen: Prince, they told me you'd be crying back. What do you want?
Prince: Nothing...BUT CAN WE GET BACK TOGETHER!?!??
Gwen: Sorry...BUT...I have a life to live now. I'm logging off this site and going to watch some TV. I'll be back in 1 hour, but we are done...DONE...DONE.
I may not be the brightest candle on the cake, but you can still blow me.
"Can we do 69?"
"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"