What did the boy say to the noose?
"Can you please tie me."
What's the difference between a fish and a guitar? You can tuna guitar, but you can't tuna fish!
What is the difference between a human and a house 🏡? A human can walk and a house 🏡 can not walk
What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human can walk and a tree 🌳 can not walk
Can I get a glass of water? I will give you anything you ask.
Really, then give me a pond of water.
What's the difference between MetaCareForAll and the resurrection of our lord and savior Jesus Christ?
One of them is an unrealistic fantasy that can never come true because it wouldn't work. The other one is the resurrection our lord and savior Jesus Christ.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a plank of wood?
A plank of wood can take nails to the extremities without screaming.
SO IM sittin hear smakin on some cheese ball bb-q my titties and then i felt a shoe got shoved all the way to r all the way up my ass i cried then turned around and said *MOTHERFUCKING COCK SUCK FUCKIN GAY ASS HOE SHOVIN SHOE’S UP MY ASS SON OF A BITCH!* the turned around punched the got smaked in the face went in for another punch got smaked in the face then people staring at me I said Wtf r u starin at i punched as hard as i can then got knocked out i though this this isnt over motherfucker imma find u and kill u next thing i new i was in the hospital they told me why tf were u fighting a stops sign? I said what u were fighting a motherfuckering stop sign i sad bitchi aint crazing yo head a stop sign son of a bitch fuck my pussy u must be high! hai es a bitch muhfuhcka
Shaenaya is single, 16, and looking for a 30 year old man that can pleasure her, huh?
Joshua White loves blue, A simple truth, tried and true. In his pocket, only six, Yet each penny a valued fix.
With eyes that seek the azure skies, He dreams of places that mesmerize. A palette of blues, a symphony of hues, Whispering secrets only he can choose.
His heart beats to the rhythm of the sea, Where waves crash, wild and free. In sandy shores, he finds solace rare, A momentary escape from life's daily wear.
In cerulean fields, flowers dance, Their vibrant petals, a timeless romance. He wanders through meadows, devoid of strife, Seeking solace in nature's vibrant life.
Joshua White, a soul of gentle grace, Embracing the world at his own pace. Though his pockets hold a mere six, His spirit soars, never to be fixed.
For in the depths of his azure dreams, The richness of life's tapestry gleams. And with every breath, he finds anew, That love is boundless, ever true.
So two guys walk into a bar. One says, "Can I have something to drink?"
The other says, "You wish!" LOLOLOLOLOLOLO dab on the haters - Jake Paul wreeeeecckkked.................... DABDABDABDBABABDBABDBABDBABDBDABDBsabBaDBAD,,,,,,,,,,five fo e the winners. KILL MATPAT, THE EARTH IS FLAT AND A DONUT
Why crack your fingers when you can finger your crack?
How many thumbs down can this joke get?
Joke: Runescape, mustard, tits, Pamela Anderson.
What is the difference between a human and a magic house!?a magic house 🏡 can fly and a human can walk
I'll pat-your-breasts, pat-your-breasts, cos I'm a baker's man. and you better bring me an orgasm as fast as you can I'll pat you, and prick you , and mark you with my "D" And then throw you in the fire cos you're now worthless to me!
What's the difference between Arsenal and West Ham?
Arsenal can win trophies and win games.
I'm really bored. Can someone talk with me? None of my friends are responding to me :(
I spit on a orphan....what is he going to do tell his parents Why are orphans bad at baseball they can never find home
What time is it when you get home can you walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home 🏡 was your dinner 🍴 night and dinner 🍴 night
What's the difference between a human and a tree?
A Human can chop down a tree A Tree can't chop down a human
