Canning jokes
What can you catch, but not throw?
Deez nuts, can we get much higher?
Boioioioing boioioioing, my name Jeff.
Arabic Nokia ringtone, bingchungus, wholesome 100, everyone liked that, Keanu Reeves chungus, Ugandan Knuckles, YouTube poop XDDDDDDDDDDDD.
You're so bald, I can see what's on your mind.
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a can of Spam?
After 6 months in the woods, you'll still eat the can of Spam.
Hi, I'm Depraashin.
Hi, I'm rope. May I hang with you guys?
Memes
What is the difference between a laser beam and a trash can?
A trash can doesn't rage.
Can you guys comment on my nuts jokes (aka Willma, Bofa, and Savor)? I just want to see if people don't think it's funny.
Why can an orphan relate to a pack of bananas?
Because they both split away from their family.
Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?
The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.
Whoever has my voodoo doll, can you just finish me off already?
Why can you hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
What are a doctor's and a WWE fighter's ideas on child abuse?
Doctor's: Don't do it, it does not help. Mood behavior.
WWE fighters: If it can crawl, it can brawl.
Can an orphan child be arrested for vandalism, or will the officers ask for their parents to talk to?
Why do orphans become hookers?
'Cause they can call someone "daddy."
Who would win in a race, Stephen Hawking or a turtle?
The turtle, because it can walk.
Grass is green. I am the queen. If only I can see you scream on the screen.
Things that rhyme with green, queen, screen: clean, between, been, ...
Why can't orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Your hairline is so big, not even a black hole can eat it!
Why do orphans like to be gay?
So they can call someone "daddy."
Guys, can you like my jokes, please?